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Newlywed Campers

Fri, 18 Jul 2025, 07:45 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

There was one night when we were in The Porkies when it rained quite a lot. Not a deluge, mind you, but enough for us to be thankful that we were in a trailer instead of a tent. 

The next morning, the storm was gone and there was a gentle breeze. I saw a couple setting up camp a few sites down from us. They had just arrived. There was a tarp and sheet hanging from a long rope strung between two trees. One of them was shaking the fly and furiously sweeping the inside of the tent. He looked up and smiled.

“Did you get wet last night?” I asked, wondering where they had arrived from.

“Yeah,” he said, “but it wasn’t too bad.”

He then explained that after three years of dating, he and his partner had taken a long weekend from where they worked (in food service in Wisconsin) and without telling anyone got married in Mackinac. He and she had told no one of their plans, had borrowed his boss’s car for the trip, and were on their way home. Later that day, I saw him writing “Just Married” on the back of the car as she drew green ivy designs on one side and wrote something in runes on the other side.

The following morning, as Trudy and I were enjoying the free hot chocolate and coffee at the camp host’s site (evidently a summer Saturday and Sunday perk at the campground), I looked over to the newlyweds’ site to say goodbye. All was quiet at their campsite. Their tent was still closed.

What a shame to miss them and not get another chance to congratulate them. Instead I got a pen and some paper and left them a note on the door of their car.

cover of a hand-drawn card that says 'congratulatins' and has a simple rendering of the park, including the rocky beach and their tent and a raincloud and the sun inside of a hand-drawn card that says 'What an awesome way to celebrate your honeymoon!' and is signed David and Trudy, Austin TX

I forgot to date it. I bet they’ll remember.

ON – OFF

Tue, 15 Jul 2025, 07:06 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

My cousin’s directions were clear and quite explicit, as they usually are. I asked several follow-ups that revealed my ignorance, as I often do. He clarified, and that was that.

I plugged their yellow extension cord into an outlet on the side of the cottage and ran it halfway to their trailer. I connected their black 30-amp cord to the yellow cord, covering the connection with an upside down red bucket in case of rain. (The bucket had a note affixed to it about being Bette’s special cleaning bucket, but as it had been lying outside next to the wood pile, I figured repurposing it would be no flagrant violation of the rules. But I digress.) Finally I screwed the black cord into the outlet on the side of my cousin’s trailer.

Mission Accomplished, I thought as I went to turn on the interior lights. Click. Nothing. Click on another switch. Nothing. Click click. Nothing and nothing. 

The yellow extension cord was glowing, so the power was certainly on. I looked around a bit more and flipped other switches but got no closer to the desired result. So I set off to get my brother. Certainly he would know what to do. They have a bigger trailer that probably has a similar boot-up sequence.

He came over to our cousin’s trailer and clicked the switches. Nothing. I showed him the breaker/fuse panel under the bed — nothing obvious there. We were puzzled. (I just know we both also lamented how hard it was for us to screw our bodies into that small space to see the breakers only to find that our eyes were not up to the task. But I digress.) We walked around the outside of the trailer, looking for an on/off switch. He took me over to their trailer and showed me the switch on the outside, and we walked back looking for something similar.

There on the tongue of our cousin’s trailer was a big bright silver switch with the words ON and an arrow pointing one way and OFF with an arrow pointing the other way. We rejoiced. I flipped the switch. Nothing. Then we looked down at the switch on the tongue of the trailer. It was on a completely disconnected piece of metal that wasn’t attached to the trailer at all. (I could have tossed it into the woods. Oh the shame of such cluelessness. But I digress.)

We went back inside to look around again. Nothing new. All still dark. Night time was approaching. My brother stepped outside and turned around.

“What is that?” he asked, pointing at a covered outlet near the floor.

I bent way over and pulled my head way back so that I could focus my way-old eyes on the outlet cover. It had a lightning bolt on it. We flipped the cover open to reveal a switch that said ON in one direction and OFF in the other. My brother flipped the switch.

And then there was light.

Productivity

Tue, 15 Jul 2025, 05:22 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

There’s a Nuthatch skipping up the trunk of a tree. A Kingfisher is chattering as it skims across the water. A family of ducks is paddling out from the swamp. And an Osprey was gliding into the branches of a tall White Pine on the eastern and then the western shore of the lake. The sky is gray. A gentle rain is falling, leaving circular ripples on the water in the lake, dropping drips thru the canopy of maple and pine.

The fair and industrious Trudy is on a Teams call sitting in her remote office that looks out on the lake. Her boss posted her picture into the meeting for everyone to see.

a photo of Trudy taken from the deck just behind her with her laptop and aux display and phone arrayed on a folding table in front of her and with the lake thru the trees

“It’s pretty amazing,” he says to her, “how productive you have been in such a beautiful place.”

Tahquamenon

Tue, 15 Jul 2025, 06:49 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

The Tahquamenon River upstream

and downstream

Visiting Paul and Jill

Tue, 15 Jul 2025, 06:36 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

You can do this

when you visit Paul and Jill

at their cabin on the lake.

Thanks, you guys!

The Big Lake

Tue, 15 Jul 2025, 06:12 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

By the shores of Gitchi Gumi.

the slabs of fractured sandstone by the shore of Lake Superior

By the shining Big-Sea-Water.

Trudy, Izzy and David in the brisk weather on the slabs of fractured sandstone by the shore

Flora and Fauna

Mon, 14 Jul 2025, 02:56 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Along the Union Mine Interpretive Trail in Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State Park, there was a wonderful creek that tumbled across mossy rocks and gathered in still pools.

the creek tumbling across rocks covered in bright green moss a silent/still creek reflecting the light of the forest in the canyon

There was flora.

a lone yellow flower growing out the the sock Cedar foliage up close

fern-looking moss on the trunk of a tree two types of ferns

And there was …um… fauna?

Izzy beside the creek gazing wistfully at her (off-screen) mommy me acting astonished in front of a cliff of rock

Rocks

Mon, 14 Jul 2025, 01:40 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

The fair and industrious Trudy has a special place in her heart for rocks.

Trudy standing in front of a cliff face beside a stream with interesting rock forms protruding from the cliffTrudy seated on a multi-layered slab of rock beside a stream

Silent Sunday

Sun, 13 Jul 2025, 01:24 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

I know I’ve posted a lot today. Not such a silent Sunday, it seems. But let’s pretend, shall we?

swamp flowers by the waterside

#silentsunday

Arriving in the Porkies

Sun, 13 Jul 2025, 11:19 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

We turned north, leaving Lake Gogebic behind us. Two years ago, David camped there, leaving Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State park for another trip. This was that trip.

The temperatures got cooler and cooler. There were fewer and fewer cars on the road, which amazingly enough got smoother and smoother. The sun sank lower and lower into the west, throwing longer and longer shadows further and further across the road.

We followed Michigan 64 straight north through the forest until it went north no more. A yellow sign indicated our only options. The highway continued to the right toward Ontonagon. In front of us was Lake Superior. Our destination was to the left.

We turned left, eagerly anticipating four nights in The Porkies with weather in the 50s as Austin baked in the upper 90s. What a difference 17.4 degrees in latitude makes… and the largest freshwater lake in the world (by surface area).

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