Corn Snake
It was first period. It’s a luxuriously small class. The kids all get along well. For the most part, they get their work done. Emma, who a master at math, sometimes brings in a snake. Today she had a corn snake.
As we derived the quadratic formula, Cornelius slithered around her arms and neck.
Yesss, studentsss. Ssso nice to sssee you again. Now, sssolve these quadratic equationsss.
Complex Highlighting
On Wednesday, they learned how to complete the square, a long-ish process that generally makes the kids’ eyes roll back in their heads. In a few days, we’ll use that to derive the quadratic formula. But first, we need to discuss taking the square root of a negative number. (Quelle horreur!) For this, they’ll need to learn complex numbers.
So that’s what we did on Friday.
In the course of the lesson, I grabbed a green highlighter and highlighted the real part of a complex number in an example problem. Then I highlighted the imaginary part in yellow. As I did this, I heard talking at the desks behind me.
Now, you must know that during this period, at this pod of five students, there is almost always some talking. They’re rascals, and nothing I have done has solved that problem. Still, they’re good-natured rascals, we get along well, and there’s something about the five of them that seems to be engaged, even if there’s consistently a lot of talking among them.
I glanced over my shoulder, preparing to stare them down. This technique works remarkably well — turn, stop teaching, and stare patiently until they realize that everyone is watching them chat. But when I looked over, I saw that the conversation was about who was going to get which color highlighter. Matt held a blue one up in the air, taunting Dannielle until she settled on orange.
It’s not every day that students wrestle over who gets dibs on the highlighters for the notes. So I turned back around and continued the lesson.
Roadrunner
There was that Whip-Poor-Will singing outside at dusk the other night. And there were those Monarchs turning circles in the front yard among the blooming wonders in the yard yesterday.
And a few days ago, there were the Stag Beetle grubs slowly turning in the compose pile as I buried the kitchen scraps. They’ve returned this year. I didn’t tell you about them? Just as well I suppose, for I suspect some of you might not rate squirming grubs up there with butterfly vortices or evening bird song.
But certainly ranking up there is what the Fair and Industrious Trudy spied leaving our yard the other morning. She saw a Roadrunner, dissatisfied perhaps with the dry creek that runs along a greenbelt a few blocks from here. It had evidently heard of the water that we set out. Word gets around, it seems.
Trudy spied the Roadrunner, and then the Roadrunner sped away. Can’t you just hear it?
Monarchs
With the long-overdue rain we had over the weekend, the front yard is abloom.
Fall Asters, Purple Trailing Lantana, Russian Sage, and even Mealy Blue Sage have exploded in purples that complement the yellow and oranges of the rest of the yard. And those yellows and oranges have found new vigor, evidently casting aside the seed-making on which they had become focused in favor of new buds and blossoms.
Because it had rained.
When I stepped out of the car in the driveway after getting home from school, a Monarch butterfly flittered about my head. I shouted in glee to Trudy who said they had been all over the yard all day.
Let’s be clear, the demise of Monarchs is so complete that a single butterfly is cause for celebration these days. Just one.
Yet there we were, standing by the curb with the yellows and oranges and purples spread before us. And swirling among the blossoms or sitting on a flower stretching their wings was a host of Monarchs. Ok, six of them maybe a dozen, or maybe more. Who’s to check my figures?
It was enough to make our hearts explode, the Monarchs landing here for a moment and then fluttering there. Gathering nectar, perhaps. Because it’s a long way to Mexico.
Whip-Poor-Will
A Whip-Poor-Will called last night. It was that time in the late evening when the gray twilight is vanishing. The call came in thru the back patio door. I sat up and waited for the next. Only a yapping dog in the distance.
After some time, it called again. This time thru the screen door at the front. I went outside and stood still for a very long time waiting for the next. There was none. The graying light had turned to black. The yard was dark but for the orange glow from a streetlight across the street.
Up there somewhere in the branches of the Oak, the Whip-Poor-Will was resting its weary bones. Tomorrow would be another day. And it’s a long way to Mexico.
Lost Gum
Someone left behind a package of minty gum. It was sitting on a desk after all the kids had gone. The box was full and wanted chewing. I figured someone might claim it if I put it on my desk in plain sight — next to the left-behind water bottles, headphones, and hoodie.
The next day, after we were finished talking about factoring quadratic expressions, Martin asked me a question.
“Mr. Hasan, did you find a package of gum after class the other day?”
“I did,” I said. “Is this yours?” I held up the abandoned minty gum package.
He nodded.
“Is it really yours?” I asked. (I’d ask the same for someone claiming the headphones, so why not for gum?)
“Yes,” he said.
I handed it to him. He took out a couple sticks of gum and passed them out to the other students sitting at his pod.
…
After class, I noticed the package of minty gum was on the desk. He had left it behind, again.
I walked over and picked it up. A scrap of paper fell from beneath it.

Yellow
The Lindheimer Senna has started focusing on seed pods. The yellow blossoms, after having added reliable yellow color to the yard throughout the blistering days of Central Texas summer, are now gone. But they are certain to return next year.
As summer begins to think about winding down, I’ve stopped dead-heading the Cowpen Daisies. The front yard is still full of their yellowness, but gradually those blossoms are going to seed in such profusion that there will be plenty to collect and share and plant along the Chemistry Wing at the high school.
This year, we’ve had success with the Esperanza/Yellow Bells on the (scorchingly hot) south side of the house. We’ve left a slow drip hose on them when watering elsewhere in the yard on our weekly watering day, and yellow bells have reliably hung from the plant for most of the summer despite the mauling they took from the construction crew installing the new siding.
And we come now to the star of the early fall — Golden Eye. Ever since Bill down the street brought us some bare-root plants many years ago, these shockingly hardy natives have reliably pushed out a profusion of yellow every October. They grown to about six feet tall in places, and to get to the outside faucet these days, you must push your way thru a thicket of them, with bees buzzing all around.
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