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Swimming Across the Lake

Mon, 15 Jul 2024, 06:03 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Rules Based Order

Old hands — those whose memories of this place go back before their memories of this place, those who recall the cacophony of frogs before the chorus fell silent, those who remember when the southern end of the lake was still wild, before lakeside swimming pools and fertilized lawns replaced the forest that kissed the water’s edge, those who remember what it’s like to ski behind a 25 horse Johnson before inboard MasterCrafts and propeller-less SeaDoos. 

Old hands like those have a punch-list of lamentations. They mourn the passing of the world of their younger years — the song of the frogs, and the wildness of not only the southeastern shore of this lake but the utter wild of all the lakes, the meticulous skill required to stand up like from a chair as a whining 25 horse motor pulls you out into deep water. Their lamentations include such things as

  • That pontoon boat is going too fast.
  • They’re swimming out too deep.
  • They’re driving that boat too shallow.
  • Look at the size of the waves they’re making.
  • They shouldn’t be out on the lake after the start of evening fishing time.
  • They should have lights if they’re out this late.

and of course

  • Oh, those jet skis.

The old hands mourn the passing of the rules based order of yesteryear.

2. No Evening Swim

Yesterday I got in inkling to swim across the lake before sunset. The day before, I had swum across with Ben while Sam paddled the safety kayak. And based on that, I can definitively say that had I participated the super swim competition a week prior, I would have at least placed fourth. As my cousin said, “No medal, but a respectable showing.” (There were of course only three competitors in that competition, but still…)

The swim with Ben and Sam felt great, so I wanted to go again last night. This time I would use Janet’s pink floatie for safety, since Ben and Sam were gone and I would be alone in the water.

But… Oh that jet ski. 

There was this guy on a jet ski zipping around the lake faster than any I’ve ever seen. I’m telling you he was zipping around. Zipping! And he was pulling a girl on a tube whom he was whipping left and right and spinning in tight circles at random places in the lake. I’m telling you he was whipping and spinning around. Whipping and spinning! To top it off, he was going clockwise around the lake. Clockwise!

“David?” Janet called out from next door.

“Yes?” 

“Not a good time to swim across.”

“Nope. Not goin’.”

This was no old-fogie lamentation. No yearning for the rules based order. This was simple common sense. There would be no evening swim.

3. Morning Swim

This morning, the sun was coming up in the east with patches of blue sky peeking thru remnants of clouds from last night’s thunderstorms. The beach on the western shore was bathed in sunshine. A warm breeze blew out of the southwest.

Janet’s pink floatie was still on a chair on the deck, in spite of last night’s wind.

There was no one on the lake. No pontoon boats. No speed boats. No fishing boats. No loon. Even the swans were still nestled into their overnight places in the reeds in the swamp.

Crucially, there were no jet skis.

I went inside to change. Grabbed a towel, swim goggles, and Janet’s pink floatie and pink swimming cap (pink for visibility, y’all. vis-i-bil-i-ty). I walked down to the water’s edge.

The water was warm, a nice complement to the breeze. The swim across and back was wonderful. And… I placed first among all the competitors. Just sayin’: finished first.

Sadly, no trophies were given.

Silent Sunday

Sun, 14 Jul 2024, 06:47 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

lily pads and a flowering blossom in the still water

#silentsunday

Water’s Edge

Fri, 12 Jul 2024, 02:21 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Who could ever ask for more?

Danny and Donny

Thu, 11 Jul 2024, 11:05 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Winter Dogs

When I got to the shower house, an old man came out. It was a hot day. He took several small steps toward the pop machine near the door where Coke and Pepsi and Dr. Pepper logos beckoned from brightly lit buttons which he studied carefully, pushing one and then another with no result.

By the time he turned around, I had reached the top of the hill with Izzy on a leash. He looked down at her for a moment and then looked up. 

“Small dog,” he said.

“She is,” I said and hooked her leash to a post.

“Squirrel dog,” he said.

“She is,” I said, not committing myself to acknowledging whether he was commenting on her diminutive appearance or on how he imagined she would spend her days.

“Do you have dogs?” 

“Nine,” he said. “Seven outdoor and two winter dogs. What’s her name?” 

“Izzy,” I said. “And I’m David.” I reached out to shake his hand.

“Danny,” he said, reaching back.

We shook hands, and just then a young man came out of the shower house, turned to the pop machine, and bought a can of Pepsi.

“Here’s a can for you, gramps,” he said. “Let’s go back.”

They turned to walk down the far side of the hill.

“Good to meet you Danny,” I said to the old man.

“Good to meet you David,” he said and slowly followed his grandson back to their campsite.

2. Coal Barge

We were heading back to Eureka Campground after a day of exploring the Land Between the Lakes when we drove over a bridge over a canal. There were some coal barges approaching with a tugboat at the rear churning the water. They were moving slowly toward us.

“Look, coal barges!” I said to Trudy.

“Wow!” she said, our exclamations betraying the fact that a coal barge is a remarkable sight for the two of us.

On the far side of the bridge, we passed a sign: Canal Overlook. I quickly braked and turned left, surprising my passenger who grabbed onto our dear dog so that she might not end up on the floor boards.

We parked near some benches and a set of stairs that led down to the water. Three of the four barges had passed, leaving one more and the tugboat.

A man was sitting on one of the benches. He turned to watch us as we hopped out of the car and rushed over for the barge-passing spectacle.

“We just made it!” I said to him. He smiled.

I took Izzy down to the water to watch the tugboat churn by. Trudy chatted with Donny at the top of the stairs. We waved at the barge. The captain tooted his horn. Izzy sniffed at the water as the waves washed against the rocks.

At the top of the stairs, Donny told Trudy that he sometimes sits there for a while before his shift at a nearby quarry. Trudy talked to him about rocks. I asked about the gas prices. He acknowledged that the prices were high and that they seemed to go up and down for no obvious reason. 

“You remember, don’t you,” he said, “that it was Bill Clinton who did that.” 

We changed the subject, choosing to talk about our travels and his work. Donny was a pleasant man and easy to talk to, yet the conversation somehow converged back to him saying “If something doesn’t happen this election, we’re in big trouble.” We had an idea about what he was referring to. We changed the subject again.

We chatted some more until Donny looked at his watch and said that it was time for him to go to work. We said goodbye.

3. Postscript

In the interest of full disclosure…

  • When I told Trudy about the conversation with Danny by the shower house, I confessed to her that he probably said wiener dogs but that it sure sounded like winter at the time. “Yes, David,” he said wiener dogs.
  • The man at the top of the canal overlook wasn’t Donny. We didn’t actually learn his name. Excuse my artistic license in choosing an arbitrary but alliterative one.

Boolean Rain

Wed, 10 Jul 2024, 12:31 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

In general, we’ve had remarkably good weather on this Texas-to-Michigan trip if you ignore the heat during the first couple days. In particular, we haven’t had to contend with rain if you ignore the morning we quickly broke camp in order to beat a storm approaching from western Arkansas.

We only recently retrieved our raincoats from a suitcase as our weather apps predicted the approach of the remnants of Hurricane Beryl which passed over last night and early this morning with a gentle rain and a breeze blowing from the west.

big White Pine trunk, wet on its western face, dry on the eastern with happily green most at its base

The White Pines provide all the evidence you need of the Boolean (east/west, false/true, off/on, 0/1, dry/wet) rain.

Night Lights

Wed, 10 Jul 2024, 08:23 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

On one- or two-night trips, it can be a hassle to set up all the regalia. On longer stays, we sometimes go for it.

a view of our teardrop at night with the colorful lights adorning the canopy

Parked now for several days on a sandy patch of flat ground behind the cottage at the top of the hill, this has been a longer stay.

Fireflies

Mon, 8 Jul 2024, 08:13 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Trudy and Izzy had retired to the teardrop. Twilight was fading to dusk. A hint of day lingered in the western sky over the lake, but night was gathering in shadows beneath the trees on the hill.

As I sat in a folding chair gazing at the fading day and at the encroaching night, fireflies began to flicker. Here and there, near and far. In between. Multiplying and multiplied. Bubbling and blinking. Golden effervescence in the deepening darkness.

As the minutes passed, the blinking climbed higher and I grew sleepy. I joined Trudy and Izzy in the trailer, and as I lay my head on my pillow and gazed out the window up into the canopy of overhead trees, the bravest of the fireflies were blinking in the darkness above. I counted two or three but no more. Because I quickly fell asleep.

Crossing the Ohio

Mon, 8 Jul 2024, 04:54 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. The Plans

They stayed three nights at the Corps of Engineers Eureka Campground on the north shore of Lake Barkley in Kentucky near the Land Between the Lakes Recreation Area. Their plans after that took them briefly back towards Missouri — something that David with his westward/southward predilections is evidently well suited for. But in the event, the Fair and Industrious Trudy was behind the wheel and David was navigating.

Missouri, Kentucky, and Illinois osculate down there, where the Ohio empties into the Mississippi. Their route took them briefly west into the heart of the interstate osculation and then turned north short of Missouri, crossing the Ohio River into Illinois. As Trudy drove, David navigated with an atlas in his lap. Yes, an old-school, paper road atlas which brings the two of them much joy.

2. The Shutdown

Their plans, however, were not to be.

The westbound lanes of Interstate 24 were moving slowly. Break lights extended into the distance. The route displayed on Google Maps got red and redder and then deep crimson. The traffic ground to a halt. Google notified them that the highway would be completely shut down for six hours.

When they discovered this, they were approaching an exit which the Fair and Industrious Trudy eagerly took based on suggestions by her intrepid navigator who had devised an improvised route to the north and east where Kentucky 56 meets Illinois 13 at the next bridge upstream. Forty minutes after they left the campsite, they had returned to Eddyville whence they had earlier departed and began driving the alternate route.

3. The Ferry

From Eddyville to Fredonia to Marion, they wound their way northward on US 641 thru Western Kentucky. 

“Want to take a ferry?” David asked after further investigation of the road atlas.

“Sure!”

“Then turn left here.”

Trudy turned the wheel of the Outback. The Vistibule teardrop dutifully followed.

They drove along a narrow, two-lane road, out of Marion into the countryside thru the green fields and forests of Kentucky in summer. The road was well-paved. It twisted and turned. Then there came a place where the winding stopped and the road sloped to the southern shore of the Ohio River just beyond a flashing red light and a stop sign.

There was a pickup truck waiting under the flashing light. An elderly couple stood by the roadside as their hefty terrier sniffed around in the grass.

“Will the trailer be a problem?” David asked the old man.

“Shouldn’t be.”

Another car pulled up. A dad got out and later the mom and yet later a teenage son. They all gathered under the flashing light and chatted. The sun was warm but not hot. The sky was blue with scattered clouds. On the far shore of the river, a ferry had unloaded a dozen cars and was bringing back another load.

4. The Crossing

In no time at all, the Loni Jo had landed and the southbound vehicles disembarked. A gruff ferry hand waved the northbound vehicles onto the deck, car by car, lining them up in the middle first and then along each side. The ferryboat captain stood at the helm in the cabin.

“Can we get out?” David asked the hand.

“Sure,” he said as he continued directing cars, about a dozen in all.

waiting for the ferry under the flashing red light the end of the road on the south side of the river the cars loaded onto the deck of the ferry the ferry tug, Loni Jo

 

In no time at all, the Loni Jo had ferried them across the swiftly flowing water of the Ohio River. And after a brief drive up a hill and thru the small town of Cave-In-Rock, Illinois, to which they said they plan to return someday to visit the park, David and Trudy were on their way to their next destination.

Oh… the crossing was free. What a shame that the interstate was shut down.

Silent Sunday

Sun, 7 Jul 2024, 07:42 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

still water lakefront view at the end of the day with orange kayaks on the sandy beach

#silentsunday

Silent Sunday

Sun, 30 Jun 2024, 12:34 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

a blooming something-or-other spotted along the trail around Hematite Pond in Land Between the Lakes N.R.A.

#silentsunday

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