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The Worth of a Picture

Thu, 18 Aug 2016, 08:52 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

He has become lazy. He doesn’t write much, anymore. He just posts pictures. He must not have anything to say.

It is true, that there have been a lot of pictures here. (I hope you’ve enjoyed them maybe a little.) And it is also true that many have been unencumbered by text. (I hope that this hasn’t been too much of a drag.) But it is not true that I had nothing to say.

Consider, the inanimate objects around the cottage on the hill. There is a story in each of those twelve pictures. 

For example, this one:

That ratty white table near that flue tile leaning up against that White Pine tree are in a very special place.

Long ago, there used to be a red table there. It only had two legs, because one end was nailed to the tree. This was where, we were told, grampa Macmillan used to shave in the morning. He’d lean a mirror against the tree and put his shaving gear on the table and shave. (For what it’s worth, I believe that mirror is in our camping gear in the garage.)

Of course, as children, we had no memory of this. It was only what we were told. Yet we knew the red table well. We sat on it. We crawled under it. And we ran by it over and over, because the stairs going down to the lake used to start in exactly that spot. And we knew those stairs so well that we could run down them in the dark.

On sunny days, when it was ok to swim, we’d dash down those steps. And when we got to the bottom, we’d go out onto the dock that extended into the water from the base of the stairs. Although calling it a dock is being generous, because in those days it was just three long planks mounted to a stump at the water’s edge extending out to Oak or Maple posts pounded into the lake each spring. 

The bluegills and crawdads hid under the planks of that dock. And there was a mucky spot in the water there where if you stepped in, you’d sink up to your knee. Frogs hopped on the sandy beach there. And sometimes snakes slithered by, trying to quickly get to the swamp just twenty yards up the shore.

The dock. I was talking about the dock. And about how we’d run out onto it.

What I wanted to say is that when we’d run down those stairs and get to the dock, my brother and I would stop short, but my cousin would continue running out onto those three long planks at full speed. With huge strides, he’d pick up speed and put his arms over his head, and then he’d dive off the end into the water.

That’s the story that goes with that picture.

Sixteen

Wed, 17 Aug 2016, 09:56 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Today is Mr. Guinness’s birthday. 

Fifteen years ago, Trudy threw a party for him. It was his first, and to celebrate, she had invited the dogs up and down the street to a party where they wore party hats and ate hot dogs. I can only imagine the event, because Trudy and I had only just met online and were tentatively getting to know each other on the phone and with brief visits on the playground behind the school that was a kind of no man’s land between where each of us lived.

What I’m saying is that I wasn’t invited to the party. But on that day (or maybe the day before or after), Ben and I walked across no man’s land and delivered an envelope to the mailbox in front of Trudy’s and Guinness’s house. It was a birthday card that I had drawn myself with all the flourishes and designs and celebratory colors I could muster. A birthday card for her dog. On his first birthday. 

It was the smartest move of my life. And because of it, I am happy to say, Mr. Guinness and Trudy and I have been together on this side no man’s land for fifteen years and running. 

But he’s moving slowly now. His back hurts. His front legs sometimes hurt when he takes a step. And he hasn’t been eating, even though he wants to be hungry. And so he doesn’t jump, anymore. And he doesn’t bark at the door, anymore. He doesn’t run around in the rain, anymore. And his waist is wasting away to almost nothing.

Yet his dark liquid eyes still look up at us. And on a good day, his smiles still smile. And no matter the day, when you walk up to where he is standing motionlessly because it must hurt too much to move, his eyes look into yours, and … and his tail still wags his prize-winning wag.

Mr. Guinness is sixteen today. That’s old. Very old. He hurts so much that it sometimes makes him tremble. He takes a very long time to wake up in the morning. And it’s a chore to get him to eat maybe just a bite of anything

But today was his birthday, and in celebration tonite he ate well — two slices of ham, part of a hot dog, a slice of cheese and a small piece of watermelon. (He refused anything else.) Having eaten, he wagged his tail and looked up and said, “What about a walk?” which was quite a surprise. So we went halfway down the block, he and I, until he decided that was far enough. And as we returned, the fair and industrious Trudy drove by, at which point he began to pull on the leash so that he might meet his mommy in the driveway. And once back in the house, he wandered into the backyard and let out a loud bark just like we used to tell him not to do.

Happy birthday, Mr. Guinness. It was a good day. 

If It Were a Normal Year

Tue, 16 Aug 2016, 09:49 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

If it were a normal year, the creeks would have dried up long ago. If it were a normal year, the grass would be brown. It it were a normal year, the rain barrels would be empty.

But the rain barrels are full. And the grass, in mid August, is lush and green. And water is rushing down the creeks.

Today the sky was gray, and threatening clouds rolled low overhead. Rain fell from the sky. The roads were cluttered with clean, shiny cars driven by drivers who didn’t know quite what to make of that glistening stuff on the pavement. 

Even now, even as my eyes droop and my fingers betray me at the keyboard, there is thunder booming ever closer in the darkness to the west.

This is has definitely not been a normal year.

Did I Tell You?

Sun, 14 Aug 2016, 07:32 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

“Did I tell you the rain barrels are full?”

She laughed and slapped her hand on her leg. “Yes… just three times!”

Ok. So I’m excited. I suspect the trees are, too.

Benjimae Hydrophilicae

Thu, 11 Aug 2016, 09:10 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Dessins de Desir

Sat, 6 Aug 2016, 04:35 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Beasleys on the Water

Thu, 4 Aug 2016, 09:47 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Youngsters

Wed, 3 Aug 2016, 08:46 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Two-Thirds

Tue, 2 Aug 2016, 06:58 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

I stood a while, because I had selected an empty table around the corner and far away. I figured I’d get Kyle’s attention when he came around the corner so that he knew where I was sitting. But he didn’t appear, and he didn’t appear, so eventually I sat down. Moments later, he walked up to the table.

He set down his tray and sat down across from me.

“Something troubling happened back there,” he said.

I looked up.

“I ordered two-thirds of a pound of brisket, and when they weighed it, the scale said 0.48 lbs. Neither person at the register knew whether or not it was two-thirds of a pound. They asked me for help, because they didn’t know that two-thirds is 0.66.”

I shook my head.

“It’s no surprise,” I muttered, “that companies what to hire folks on H-1B visas.”

De-industrialization at Silver Lake

Mon, 1 Aug 2016, 07:35 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

On the far side of the Silver Lake dunes, water emerges from the sand in shallow, reedy ponds. Here, tadpoles twitter and sunlight glistens in the middle of the virtual desert.  And just beyond the ponds, there are grasses and trees and eventually a thick forest that sits between you and Lake Michigan.

It is in just such a spot that I found the Fair and Industrious Trudy in a rare moment of de-industrialization. 

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