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Roles

Fri, 28 Jun 2024, 06:39 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Where They Are

Their annual trip north is underway: Trudy, Izzy and The Man.

Tonite finds them in western Kentucky at the Corps of Engineers Eureka Campground on the northern shores of Lake Barkley. If you time things right you can gawk at coal barges being pushed east thru the canal. Miss Izzy timed things right today.

Izzy gawks at coal barges being pushed thru the canal by a tugboat with a boat racing by waving to the tugboat captain

And you might enjoy dinner with a breeze coming off the water as afternoon gives way to late-in-the-day.

the view from our campsite looking into the breeze coming off Lake Barkley

2. The Roles They Play

As usual, the role of the Fair and Industrious Trudy has been trip planner extraordinaire. The destinations for eight nights of camping were selected and reserved by her. She picked the routes, meticulously cultivating varieties of intentionally slow back-country roads to ensure that getting there is part of the fun.

Izzy’s role has been that of faithful napper companion.

The man’s role has mostly been behind the wheel which includes backing the trailer, but sadly it seems, does not include following instructions. As Trudy will quietly confide (with the man safely out of ear shot), he seems to be responsible for heading west and south, which when you’re traveling north and east is distinctly unhelpful making him the prolonger of getting there is part of the fun

Unknown Nut

Thu, 27 Jun 2024, 10:13 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

On a ridge above the lake, on the ground in the shade beneath the canopy the forest at Lake Wappapello State Park in Missouri, there’s a green nut lying on the ground.

a green, fallen nut on the ground

“What kind of nut is that?” it makes you want to ask.

My grandfather would have known. “I don’t know what kind of nut that is,” he might have said, “but it sure looks like it fell from a Hickory Tree.”

a green Hickory leaf against a blue sky

(Paraphrasing a joke he once made).

Silent Sunday

Sun, 23 Jun 2024, 06:46 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

our campsite on the calm lake at Purtis Creek State Park

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Tools

Wed, 19 Jun 2024, 09:22 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Small is Beautiful!

There’s a strong preference in the Unix community for small, simple tools. It’s a philosophy that emerged roughly at the same time as E.F.Schumacher’s classic reflection on economics.

cover of Schumacher's Small is Beautiful, Economics as if People Mattered

The Unix Way was a philosophy spread informally but also in books, some of which are on the shelves in the other room.

cover of P.J. Plauger's book, Programming on Purpose cover of Kernighan and Plauger's book, Software Tools in Pascal cover of Kernighan and Pike's book, The Practice of Programming

Bookshelves that line the walls floor to ceiling, interior designer recommendations to ditch them notwithstanding.

2. Simplicity In Practice?

Simple software tools glued together in simple ways.

For example, to remove all the PDF files in a directory except those ending in STUDENT , you might assemble rm, ls, and grep thusly

rm -f `ls *.pdf | grep -v -STUDENT`

And as I wrote the underlying automation for the next generation of my Algebra 2 guided notes, I embedded just such a snippet into a bash script. Except that a non-fatal error message consistently showed when there were no PDF files to begin with.

Bad juju. Can’t have error messages, fatal or not, lurking in the soul of the machine. But where was it coming from? Finding out was a drag, because it required disassembling the tools and individually checking them out.

In the end, the solution was (as it often is) to use find, a Swiss Army knife of complexity. No one remembers how to use it, ever. It is the antithesis of the Unix Way. But with that single (complex) tool, the job was so much easier.

find . -name “*.pdf” ! -name “*-STUDENT.pdf” -type f -delete

And it reads better, doesn’t it? Bonus: no more error messages.

Now, on to the math…

A Consequence of Chickens

Mon, 17 Jun 2024, 03:33 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Not a meat thermometer but kinda the same.

a compost thermomenter is like a meat thermometry but much longer

The neighbors have chickens. Which means a bounty for the compost pile. Which means too much microbial action. Which means…

thermometry guage showing 155 degrees in the center of the compost pile

… baby, it’s hot inside.

Silent Sunday

Sun, 16 Jun 2024, 07:28 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

cowpen daisies against the green background of the yard

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Silent Sunday

Sun, 9 Jun 2024, 07:39 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

anole lizard in the sun on a bench

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Silent Sunday

Sun, 2 Jun 2024, 09:17 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

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Some Goodbyes

Sun, 26 May 2024, 10:04 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Some goodbyes from students in no particular order…

Alma & Jasmyn overheard someone say I’m not returning and glanced each other with tears in their eyes. They left quickly, returning later with Blanca who had tears under her long eyelashes. “Mister,” she said. “They told me.” The next morning they brought cards and snacks and tamales.

On the first day last year José grumbled, “Don’t say my last name, Mister.” He was proud of it and didn’t like the way teachers pronounced it. Then he heard me roll the r. This year he came by during finals week. “Mister,” he said, peering through the doorway. “Mister, I did it!”

“Well,” Ronald said, “I’m finished with the final.” He stared at me, and I stared back and said, “We a good year-and-a-half.” He stared some more. I reminded him of our conversations about limits and derivatives and sines and cosines and hyperbolic trig functions. “Right,” he said. “A year-and-a-half.”

Emma. Emma finished the test quickly which was no surprise. She asked if she could go to cheer. I said yes. Later she sent a note. “If I had known you’re leaving,” she wrote, “I would have said more before I left. You made a yucky curriculum into something good.” 

“Mister,” Cristofer whispered, handing me a paper airplane with writing under the wings. His instructions told me how to read it. I didn’t need the help: Grac1a5 por 53r m1 ma357ro. All year he had translated for a group of Spanish speakers at his table. As he returned to his seat, I said, “Y tu también. Gracias por ser el maestro!”

“Mister,” Evelyn said. “Do you have colors?” I gave her what was left of the pencils. At the end of the period, she and Jasmine gave me a card with Prismacolored flowers thanking me for being patient even though (in their words) they talked a lot.

After the exam John came up and asked if I would pose for a photo. I could barely hear him. “I’d like a picture of you to go along with this,” he whispered, pointing to the goodbye card I had just handed out. 

Abby wrote a letter that began with the stick-figure teacher dude at the top. She writes well, and her letter ended with another stick-figure teacher dude at the bottom. She slipped the letter into a handmade envelope decorated with a string-ribbon and gave it to me along with a brand new set of colored pens. 

I hadn’t talked to Emory much since last year. When she walked into the room, it was with her usual confident stride and broad smile. She handed me a card which included a tiny bouquet of tiny flowers in a cone of graph paper. “Because you’re a math teacher.”

As promised, Alessandro brought his family by. They had flown in from Italy. His father shook my hand vigorously. I kissed his mother’s and grandmother’s and sister’s cheeks. They smiled and nodded as he translated my description of how wonderful he is. 

Kairo held out a sketchbook opened to a page divided into quadrants. She pointed at the lower-left. “Like a yearbook?” I asked. “Yes,” she said, “but cheaper.” I wrote a goodbye note and drew a stick-figure teacher dude holding his hat in the air in salute to her. She smiled.

When Trevor came into the room, everyone was gone. I was taking posters off the walls and packing up the last boxes. “Mister Hasan,” he said, “I made you snicker doodles.” They were gone before the end of the day.

Kiwi gave me a card that said, “Things are tough and so are you.” We hugged. She looked at her boyfriend. “You see? He gave me a hug.” So I opened my arms and gave him one, too. Not sure what he thought about that.

“Mister,” I heard Kevin say from the doorway. Seniors had been done for a couple days, yet there he was. “I told you I’d come back,” he said. We slapped hands. “You did it,” I said. “With your help, Mister.” 

I was at a long table at the end of the hall. Yoselynn set a box on the table and opened it. “Want a cup cake?” she asked, smiling her smirky smile. I took the one with the tallest, bluest frosting. 

Parents were arriving in the stands. The band was warming up in one end zone, and teachers were sheltering from the sun under a tent in the other. Keranys came walking up the field. “Trevor just told me you’re not coming back,” she said. “But please tell me you’ll come to my graduation.”

Silent Sunday

Sun, 26 May 2024, 05:38 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

spider on a tropical milkweed

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