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Noble Gases

Tue, 5 Apr 2016, 06:47 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

The kids had chosen their team name, Tiger Roar! We had just done a team cheer to get started, and now I was giving them some instructions — about weighing out the ingredients of their experiment, about putting food coloring into the water (just a few drops), about each of them taking turns letting one of them do the work.

My voice was very low. I mean, very, very low, as it’s been lately. Resonant in a way. Sonorous, even. My theory is that this is mostly because of the severe Oak pollen that’s been falling from the trees, but undoubtedly it also has something to do with the cancer. Either my throat is still recovering from the trauma of the surgery. Or it’s still healing from the radiation. Likely all three.

One of the boys came over to me as soon as I spoke. 

“Have you been breathing … neon?” he asked.

It must have been a joke. If breathing helium makes your voice high, then perhaps one of the other noble gases makes it low. Knowing these kids, I’m surprised he didn’t ask if I’d been breathing ununoctium.

A Good Night’s Sleep

Mon, 4 Apr 2016, 08:28 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Lately I’ve had a bit of trouble sleeping. In spite of being mortally exhausted every night, at 2:00am I wake up and can’t get back to sleep for a while. But you know, it just lasts an hour or two and eventually I fall fast asleep.

That can’t be true today for Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsson, prime minister of Iceland, who is among those called out in The Panama Papers for stashing money in offshore tax havens. In an interview before the story broke, Gunnlaugsson explained why his government has found it important to pursue tax dodgers. He said, “… Society is seen as a big project that everyone needs to take part in, so when somebody is cheating the rest of society it is taken very seriously in Iceland. … To some extent is is a question of preserving the values that most people share, at least in our part of the world, that you have a responsibility to pay taxes.”  

The interviewer followed up, “What about yourself, Mr. Prime Minister…” And it didn’t go down well for him from that point on.

“Myself?…” he stammered, “…I have always given all of my assets and that of my family up for taxes, so there has… never been any of… me… my assets… hidden anywhere.” Then he chuckled and said, “It’s an unusual question for an Icelandic politician to get, because it’s almost like being accused of something, but I can confirm that I have never hidden any of my assets.”

They then asked him about a specific company, at which point he must have known that he was toast. Evidently not all his assets have been on the table, and evidently some have been hidden.

His halting speech was now accompanied by moments of silence in which he was hopelessly trying to triangulate out of the mess. After a few moments, he just stood up and left.

Now I bet he is having real trouble sleeping. 

Observations from a Spring Afternoon

Sun, 3 Apr 2016, 07:42 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

After dinner, I sat in the zen-zone in the late afternoon.

The slanting light lit our front yard project in a golden glow: the Purple Trailing Lantana struggling to come back from the wet year we had last year, the Mealy Blue Sage with new purple spikes just emerging, the Bluebonnets along the curb, the wild Primrose that my mom brought back from the Wildflower center years ago, the Suess-like Pin Cushion Daisy that successfully multiplied from one to three or four, the everlasting Golden Eye that blooms in October and due to this year’s warm winter has never completely stopped, the Coreopsis in the shade of the Monterey Oak with its yellow blossom on a curling stem searching for the sun, the yellow-flowered Tropical Milkweed that has faithfully blossomed year after year never to see a Monarch, the dense batches of Purple Coneflowers standing upright, the Spiderwort that has been the pride our our yard this year, the low-growing Four Nerve Daisy, the purple Prairie Verbena that is beginning to spread, the traditional Sage that just put out light purple spikes last week, the Salvia Gregii in white and pink and coral and red, the yellow Zexmenia, the yellow Engelmann’s Daisy, the Cowpen Daisy a few of which are still blooming from last summer even as new ones are just poking up from under the leaf litter, the Wright’s Skullcap with purple blossoms happier than I’ve ever seen them thanks no doubt to the loving care of Chachi Bette weeks ago, one white Iris blossom the last of the Irises that have been blooming continuously since December and the Coral Honeysuckle growing on the trellis on the side of the house.

The air was full of flying things, bees and flies and mosquito hawks and little gnatty watchamacallems. Silver strands of spiderweb silk glowed in the light of the setting sun. And a butterfly was fluttering around, visiting each Coneflower, black and orange wings opening and closing slowly from its perch atop the orange pokey things that crown each coneflower flower. It would stay there for a moment and then launch again into the air, flying in a wide circle, returning after a while to the next Coneflower, repeating this cycle from flower to flower until every blossom had been visited, or perhaps until the sun had set sufficiently low and it was time to go.

The fair and industrious Trudy sat down beside me, returning from the task of fertilizing and watering the tomatoes in the back.

“This has been the best spring we’ve ever had,” she said.

Indeed.

Science Stations

Thu, 31 Mar 2016, 07:38 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Noticing Visitors

Ben was there, because he spends the day with the fourth graders on Thursdays and Fridays. I was there, because Mr. Roth asked for some help with the science stations.

The kids didn’t see us at first when they came in. There were busy putting notebooks away and shuffling backpacks and (some of them) unwrapping snacks. Then a couple of them looked over to where we were standing.

“Ben!” they shouted.

And before their voices faded away they noticed that I was there, too, “David!” 

2. I’m Just Sayin’

We got the kids thru each of the three science stations. They put food coloring in water. They made slime. They made some kind of silly putty. And by the time they were done, the stations were trashed.

The rolled-out paper on the tables was wet. There were blotches of food coloring everywhere. I stood by my table where I had been cleaning as we went (because I’m such a tidy kind of guy) and looked over at the other tables.

“Ahem,” I announced. “Oh, folks!” I said as loud as my weak voice would carry.

Ben and Mr. Roth and most of the kids looked over at me.

“I just want to point out the tables. And which is the neatest.”

I think I heard Ben mutter something about how messy is how it’s supposed to be.

“I’m just sayin’” I said.

There was a mom behind me who had just come in. She laughed.

3. Famous Father

“Mom!” one of the boys said as he ran up and hugged her.

I turned and introduced myself. 

“I’m David Hasan,” I said. 

“You’re a parent?”

“I am,” I said, pointing to Ben. He smiled.

“Oh…,” she said. “You’re the famous father!”

What More Could I Ask?

Wed, 30 Mar 2016, 07:08 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Yesterday was my birthday.

At 5:30 in the morning, the fair and industrious Trudy rolled over and asked if I was ready. I was not. You see, I have been mortally exhausted night after night for weeks, and that early in the morning, all I could muster was a pathetic mumble (without even opening my eyes).

An hour later, she could stand it no longer and turned on the bright lights of our rejuvenated bedroom, and she held an envelope in front of my face. It was a card with a dog and cat on the cover and a folded piece of paper inside. I read the cards and her gentle words and then unfolded the paper. And there was an 8×10 photo of my beautiful wife smiling from a seated position in a kayak… a bright red kayak… my birthday present. Oh my gosh. What more could I ask?

Wait. There is also a paddle on the way — a Werner paddle. Oh, what more could I ask?

But wait. A letter had arrived in the mail from the Great White North the day before. It contained birthday and anniversary greetings and a generous contribution to the house rejuvenation fund that we have drained over the last six months. What more could I ask?

But wait, there was more. That evening, Trudy and Ben took me out to eat. I got to pick the place — Threadgills. You see, my sense of taste has been returning, and savory foods have been tasting… oh so savory. So there we were, staring at a menu of comfort foods. With great relish and anticipation I ordered chicken-fried chicken and mashed potatoes and cream gravy and corn off-the-cob. And then I ordered seconds on the mashed potatoes. And then I ordered a slice of strawberry-rhubarb pie. And then I ordered it à la mode. What more could I ask?

But wait, there is more. This afternoon I get home, and a box is waiting for me. “Get a grip!” it says on a note at the top, and when I look further, there is a box of clamps. I mean, like a box of many, many clamps. Because… well, you know, you can never have too many clamps. What more could I ask?

But wait, there is still more. I come into the study and sit down, and there’s an ecard from a friend from years ago. A green field against a blue sky with white, airy dandelion seeds blowing in a gentle breeze and rising into the air and then flapping away as white birds on the wing.

And there were also other greetings from afar. 

I tell you, I will not ask for anything more, for these will all last me a very long time.

gust and streak

Mon, 28 Mar 2016, 08:39 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Pie Queens + Devi =

Sat, 26 Mar 2016, 09:43 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Cousins

Mon, 21 Mar 2016, 10:23 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

We didn’t think he was getting back from New York until after the girls were gone. I texted him to make sure, and indeed we were wrong. He got back during the day, and said he’d meet us all for dinner and then take them downtown to see the bats and bring them back here after all was done.

Which he did. And they did. But then he was tired. And then they were tired. He wanted to crash. And they wanted to do laundry. So he announced that he was going home to sleep, and they all began to hug goodbye.

“Will you pose for a picture?” I asked.

They did, as you can see.

Closing Shots

Sun, 20 Mar 2016, 10:57 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

The sun shined and the wind blew again today. Still, the ultimate women were out on the fields from before 9:00 to just before 5:00. Here are some closing shots of two them. The funniest thing… even though they wore different jerseys, they seemed to know each other.

Disc Day

Sat, 19 Mar 2016, 04:25 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

They came to town, again, the frisbee women, for the annual Centex Ultimate Frisbee Tournament.

This year not one but two nieces arrived from the west. In their white jerseys, Lexi’s Pie Queens of Cal Berkeley showed us how it was done. And Liza’s Devi of Colorado battled fierce winds rolling across the frisbee fields from the northeast.

Although the winds were cold, the sky was blue and the sun was warm. A few days from now, the two of them will be in the Great White North, where perhaps the chill at the fields this morning will look tame by comparison.

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