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Not Mont Blanc

Sat, 19 Sep 2015, 09:25 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

When we wanted to, we could push the button on the back of the seat in front of us and watch our flight’s progress. As we took off from Dulles, the sun was still up. But as time went on, the map showed the edge of night growing closer as the arc of our trajectory passed eastwards. Sometime after we left The Maritimes behind, it became pointless to look out the window, because all was black.

To my delight I found that I was able to sleep (although the fair and industrious Trudy had no such success). An hour here and there mixed in with a little reading. The time passed mercifully quickly, something helped no doubt by the fact that we had actually slept the night before departure this time unlike the last time eleven years ago. 

At some point, I pushed my nose against the window again. Black. Wait. No. There was a rosy glow on the horizon. 

I pushed the button on the seat and looked at our trajectory. Our path was mostly thru night now, and the edge of day was not far off. I think I dozed off with my face against the window. When I awoke, the pink glow was slightly brighter. And there were clouds silhouetted against the red. And Venus was shining brilliantly in the pre-dawn sky, racing the sun which hadn’t yet come up.

As daylight grew, I saw us pass over the northwestern coast of France. I watched what must have been the Loire Valley, the lights of villages and towns shining thru a broken cloud deck, connected together by sinuous winding dots of lights that must have been roads winding thru hills and up what must have been valleys.

Daylight spread further, and I saw mountains with peaks sticking up above a deck of clouds that had now hidden everything else. And to the north and east I saw a large peak and recognized its shape. I gasped and pulled Trudy as close to the window as I could.

“It’s Mont Blanc!” I said.

She smiled.

But alas, it was not. I know that now, because as I tried to find an image of it online to share with you in lieu of the sight I saw, I find to my shame that the shape I saw was in fact not Mont Blanc. It was the Matterhorn! 

The Matterhorn, sticking up above the clouds early on a Saturday morning as we flew over southeastern France. The Matterhorn, which from the ground looks like this:

source: Zermatt and the Matterhorn

There it was. Tiny from 35,000 feet. Unmistakable. The Matterhorn not Mont Blanc. It’s just that I don’t know my mountains.

 

Ryan

Sat, 19 Sep 2015, 06:49 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

We ran into Ryan when we sat down at the gate at the airport. She had an owl, wings outspread, tatooed on her chest and an atom with swirling electrons on her cheek and a foxstronaut in a space suit on her right hand.

From the moment we sat down, we knew she was something, not because of her tattoos but because of the loud advice she was giving to a friend on the phone to recognize her boyfriend was a jerk and dump him. 

Ryan has two kids and six dogs and is trying to get a tattoo business to take off. Energy radiates from her eyes, her voice, her presence. Non-stop, boundless energy. 

On the plane from Austin to Dulles (the first leg of our flight to Rome), she sat not far us and had a three hour conversation with a guy sitting next to her. They started out talking about Austin (he was thinking of moving here from Virginia, where Ryan comes from). She warned him about the heat. And then about the drought. And then she talked about how we’re over fishing the world’s oceans. And she told him about her two kids and her six dogs and her new tattoo business. And about vegan BBQ. (You got that right: vegan BBQ.)

When the baby across the aisle made some cooing sounds, Ryan turned and started playing with him, eliciting smiles and giggles. She reached across the aisle at poked him with her right hand. 

“Do you see foxtronaut with his foxygen tanks?” she asked.

He squealed with joy. And you know his mother must have been tickled pink.

Ryan is perhaps the closest person to Inside Out’s Joy I will ever meet. She didn’t have blue hair… but you know, she’d look smashing in it.

Jet Lag Pills

Wed, 16 Sep 2015, 05:04 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1.

Last time we did this, something like 11 years ago, we followed the advice of some seasoned travelers who recommended staying up all night before the flight so that we’d be so exhausted that we’d sleep on the plane and wake up ready for a new day when we touched down in Paris. It didn’t work. We stayed up the night before alright, but none of us slept on the flight, and by the end of our first day in Paris we had been awake for 36 hours straight. We were zombies for several days.

This time we just slept (somewhat) normally the night before. And the fair and industrious Trudy packed jet lag pills that we took every two hours while en route.

Trudy was unable to sleep. But I did a little. And in the event, we did pretty well on our first day in Rome, although we were mighty willing to lay ourselves down to sleep before 9:00pm.

2.

BANG. BANG. BANG.

“It’s 6 o’clock!” Trudy grumbled.

The cleaning staff was knocking on our door at an obscenely early hour. 

“We’re still in here,” I shouted (not having any Italian phrases for such an occasion).

We chuckled at their diligence, turned over and went back to sleep. Well, Trudy did. I lay there for a while and then got up to see what Rome looks like as the sun comes up.

I pulled back the first set of drapes. I pulled back the second set of drapes. I opened the double-paned windows. And then I pushed open the shutters.

3.

A hot breeze blew in.

The bright Mediterranean light made me squint. Cars and scooters beeped in the streets. People were walking quickly down the sidewalk. This was clearly not morning in Rome.

I looked at my phone.

“It’s not 6:00,” I mumbled. “It’s 12:30.”

“What!?” Trudy said, sitting up in bed.

“It’s 12:30. We slept thru the first half of our second day in Rome.”

Let’s just say that we didn’t use the jet lag pills on the return flight home.

Recalibration

Wed, 16 Sep 2015, 06:05 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

We are back, now. This isn’t Italy, anymore. Nor Switzerland.

There are no mountains out this window. No steeply sloped green pastures with cows grazing. There are no bells pealing during the day. No cobblestone streets. No sidewalks lined with tables where people relax and sit and talk and drink their drinks.

In an absolute blackness of night, I woke up and didn’t know where I was. Not quite right. I knew where I was, but I couldn’t get my brain to tell me how to walk to the bathroom door. It was telling me to turn in the wrong places. To reach out to a wall that wasn’t there. To watch out for my backpack that wasn’t leaning against the wall. To step up when there was no step to step on.

It will take a few days, I suppose. That Cardinal and those two Sparrows joyfully splashing in the newly filled birdbath will help. 

Time for recalibration.

Photographic Breadcrumbs

Fri, 28 Aug 2015, 10:53 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

This is nothing new, I suppose, it having been so silent around here of late. But… it’s going to be a bit silent around here for a while.

I don’t expect to lay my hands on a keyboard for a while, and that is a good thing. Nor the fair and industrious Trudy. We shall be on a journey, and if you are interested, you might find photographic breadcrumbs here. It starts tomorrow.

My People Among ‘Em

Thu, 27 Aug 2015, 12:27 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

In the sun, on the stairs, smiling and squinting at the camera, there stood a crowd of people.

Kentuckians for the Commonwealth. It’s time for New Power!, the sign read. 

And wait. No wait. Look there, that’s Katherine and behind her Julia and in the shark shirt and oversized hat, that’s Jack, right? And wait. Look. Four or five shoulders away, there’s their mom Jenny Bea and, yes, her mom VJ. 

Let’s see now… Oh wait. Look! It’s my mom. My ever-loving mother. She said she was going, and sure enough there she is. And way over there on the other side, behind some rowdy sunglasses, is that Jenny Evans? Wait. Did I say rowdy? No, he who stands at the back wears the rowdiest of glasses. I’ve seen him behind a boat in those things. They make the thing go faster. My cousin Burt.

A long distance from here but squinting under a familiar sun. There are some of my people standing there among that handsome looking crowd. They work together. They work hard. They do good. And I know some of them fairly well.

Because

Sun, 23 Aug 2015, 11:21 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

We rose early this morning. There was work to do in the yard, tomato plants to cut back, Hackberry trees to hack out, leaves to blow and rake. 

And then we went for breakfast tacos. But I found my attention drawn away from the bounty on the table, because…

Three Minutes and So On

Sun, 23 Aug 2015, 06:43 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1.

Three minutes until sunrise.  That’s what they said on the radio as morning light slid into the bedroom thru the blinds on the windows behind us.

I’m lying still, she said. I don’t want the dogs barking, yet. But it didn’t last long, because when she rolled over (or was it me?), Mr. Guinness took that as a signal. And in that way the barking and hence the day began.

That was more than three minutes ago, so the sun must be up… somewhere behind the trees, maybe. But it’s still mercifully morning outside. It’ll be hot soon enough, but the air outside is soothing now. I know this, because it caressed me a few minutes ago as I took a bucket of shower water outside to pour on the long-suffering Russian Sage and Zexmenia growing by the curb.

2.

And the air was soothing at the luau last night. It was Dave’s 50th birthday, and there was roasted pig (complete with an apple in the mouth) and real flower leis and tiki torches and hula dancers with smiling faces and fluid movement showing the rolling waves and the winds blowing on the mountains and all those little pearly shells. There must have been something in the water, because I took the prodding that Gregg and Kelley and Trudy gave me and went up when the dancers called for volunteers… I didn’t quite embarrass myself, but let’s just say that my pearly shells were not as graceful as they might have been.

3.

So why the silence lately?

I’m not sure. This stuff flows when it flows, and my suspicion is that the spring from which it comes is filling other streams of late. There’s this project at work, you see. And I suspect that the flow has been going down that side of the mountain.

It has been exhilarating in a way. Software people love their work because at its best it is an act of creation. When you’re building a system from the ground up, everything is new and the sun rises for the first time every time you open a new file. When I open my laptop, there’s this world dawning before me — a world of my doing, my creation.

This, I suspect, is why it’s been so quiet around here, lately.

That and the fact that it’s not so much fun to sit at a computer, anymore. What’s up with that!?

and so on.

So…

That caressing morning air outside calls. And the sun will be coming up in earnest soon.

There is sitting to do on the bench outside.

Let’s leave it there, shall we?

The Explanation He Promised

Sun, 26 Jul 2015, 09:10 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Talking to Alan

I made the mistake, years ago, of telling Alan that I had explained to a roomful of fourth graders that it probably made sense that Pluto’s status as a planet was revoked. It made sense, I told them, because we now know that there are other bodies beyond Pluto, some larger than Pluto itself, orbiting the Sun in the dark, distant recesses of our solar system. I told them that Pluto is one of that vast group.

I said all this to Alan who was sitting across the dining room table from me. The words had barely left my mouth when his characteristic grin went grim. And his son who was also at the table almost jumped and with a startled look on his face turned to look at his father, waiting to see his reaction.

There was no particular reaction. Alan smiled (although as I recall it, his eyes had widened a bit), and he patiently said, “I’ll have to explain it to you sometime, Dave, when we have more time.”

2. Listening to Alan

Last Friday, Alan sat before the cameras, as he has been for a week, now. He and the New Horizons science team were talking to the press about the things they had learned that day from the most recent images from New Horizons.

They were all science in that press conference. Talking about methane ice and nitrogen ice and carbon monoxide ice. About flowing glaciers of nitrogen. About ice mountains and in-filled craters. About Sputnik Planum and Hillary Montes and Norway Montes. About Pluto’s atmosphere extending out 100 miles from the surface.

01 Stern 05 Pluto HazeNEW
Image: NASA/Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory/Southwest Research Institute link

And then there was a question directed to Alan that brought up that word, planet. Here is what he said.

You know, there’s been this controversy where astronomers and planetary scientists have largely been on different sides of it. I think that you and the public just like we on the science team can pretty well tell what we’re dealing with.

[At this point, for a brief moment, his eyes sparkled and his mouth betrayed a smile. And then he continued…]

It’s very hard not to call an object like this with this level of complexity, an atmosphere, with potentially an internal ocean, certainly with complicated seasonal cycles, and certainly a big complicated system of moons … uh … a planet.

I think I just got that explanation he promised.

It Was Something

Sat, 25 Jul 2015, 07:44 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Did you see that moon?

I don’t just mean that half-moon hanging at the top of the heavens tonite just after sunset, although that one casts a fine moon shadow when you’re out late.

I mean the moon that was there a week ago or so. Closer to the sun. Alongside Venus about the time, I guess, of Ramadan. Did you see it? And Venus? And did you see Jupiter? It was there, too. A conjunction it was. Remarkable to look at. Two wandering stars joining almost together and then wandering day by day apart.

They’re still out there just after sunset, Venus and Jupiter. Although the Ramadan moon has left them behind in its daily eastward march. And Jupiter is is fleeing Venus now, or is it the other way around?

The other night we were out at the track, the Fair and Industrious Trudy and I. And we gazed at them, Venus and Jupiter. They made a line segment in the sky. Brilliant Venus on the left. Jupiter on the right. A horizontal line segment in the truest sense.

I just wanted to ask you about that. If you’d seen it. It was something.

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