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The Bernina Express

Sun, 6 Dec 2015, 10:59 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Departure 

The third leg of our trip from Florence to Switzerland was on the Bernina Express from Tirano to Chur

Let’s be clear. This is not a work-a-day train. It’s for sightseeing in the Swiss Alps. It runs on the Rhätishe Bahn and consists of comfortable coaches with huge windows that extend from about knee-height up to the (tall) ceilings of the coach and indeed wrap around the top so that you can look straight up the cliff faces as you go.

As our appointed departure time approached, we checked in, made our way to the platform and boarded the shiny red train.

And we waited for 2:33.

I wear a running watch that synchronizes with GPS. It keeps time very accurately. So as the 2:33 departure time arrived, I looked down and watched the final seconds tick by: 2:32:57, 2:32:58, 2:32:59, 2:33:00. And as :00 gave way to :01, the train began to roll.

On time to the second.

2. The Trip

No I must confess up front that our photographic record of the journey is limited. Although the ride and the views and the scenery were spectacular, the wrap-over window and well-lit coaches made for pretty bad glare. So although I tried mightily at first, no photos could really do the trip justice.

Use your words, David.

Oh. Right…

There were roses blooming behind stone houses along the railroad tracks — houses that could have been there centuries.

There were orchards laden with ripe apples.

There were pastures so spectacularly lush and green that the always jesting Trudy exclaimed at one point, “Look how many golf courses there are!”

There were castle ruins perched atop precarious outcrops of rock.

There were bell towers rising up from the villages and towns below us.

There were was a blue lake of glacier melt water and rushing rivers and cascading rivulets tumbling down the mountainsides.

There were trees creeping up steep rock walls and standing in dark silhouettes on sharp ridges.

There were snow-capped peaks periodically peeking out from behind the clouds.

There were long tunnels dug into rock. And short tunnels. There were straight tunnels. And winding, cork-screwing tunnels.

There were arched stone bridges over deep canyons. And sleek modern bridges with highways sometimes crossing the valley alongside the tracks.

There were stacks of wood split and neatly stacked against out-buildings in preparation for the coming winter.

There were autumn storms laden with rain drenching distant valleys.

There were wisps of cloud hanging over the mountain tops and floating in the valleys.

There were rows of yellow-tussled corn in neat fields between winding two-rut roads.

There were farms perched on the mountainsides far above us, with pastures that climbed even further up the mountains and disappeared into the clouds.

We sometimes sat and sometimes stood and watched all this go by. We moved from one side of the car to the other and the views here gave way to better views there. We looked up at the cliffs and the trees clinging to the rock. We looked down into the canyons. We looked across the valleys at the mountains on the other side, and those beyond them, and those beyond them. 

And at the end of the journey, as the train pulled into the final station at Chur, we hiked our backpacks up onto our shoulders and pulled our suitcases behind us and stepped down onto the platform where Gabrielle and Jerry were waiting for us with wide smiles and warm welcomes.

3. And a few photos

Here are a few miscellaneous pictures that I was able to salvage.

Across Northern Italy

Wed, 2 Dec 2015, 08:41 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

The second leg of our trip took us across northern Italy, thru vineyards in the mountains.

to Tirano (yes, Tirano)

where Swiss railway engineers had a shiny red Rhätischebahn train waiting for us — the Bernina Express.

We found our car.

And Trudy found our seats.

And we were go for the third and final leg of our Italy to Switzerland train-day.

Train Day

Tue, 1 Dec 2015, 12:22 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

0. Preface

This was the day of trains — the only day in which we hadn’t been able to reserve all our train tickets online in advance.

So it was a day filled with a little uncertainty, given that each of the three legs of this day’s journey needed to match up in order to get us to Chur where we would meet Gabrielle and Jerry later in the day. They were planning to mean us in the station, there. So obviously… we needed to make it to the station.

There were three legs to the journey.

1. To Milan

We already had reservations for the first leg: a high-speed Frecciarossa train from Florence to Milan.

We arrived at the station with plenty of time to spare. The sun was just coming up, turning the sky an iridescent indigo just as we sat down to eat our breakfast in the station while we waited for the big board to show us which platform our train would be leaving from.

We sat. We ate. We waited. And then the board updated: platform 10. We, along with many others, walked thru the turnstiles and onto the platform. We walked down 9 cars and waited, along with everyone else, for the doors to open.

We waited. They waited. We looked around. They looked around. Time passed. Departure time approached. And still no one was able to board the train — the doors on all the cars remained closed.

Five minutes before departure. A guy comes driving down the platform on a baggage truck telling everyone that indeed this was not the Milan train (big board and platform signage aside). He waved us all over to platform 9. 

This was with five minutes to departure. But it’s not like there was anything we had done wrong, so we weren’t particularly alarmed until it became clear that everyone on platform 10 going to Milan was now running (running!) back down the platform and around the end to board the other (correct) train before it left.

What!? I’m thinking. We wait patiently, and then they switch platforms at the last minute, and they’re going to leave us?

But when in Italy, do as the Italians. So Trudy and I began hustling down platform 10, past car 9, car 8, car 7… all the way to be beginning of the platform and around the end to the next one over, past car 1, car 2, car 3 … until we got to car 9, where the door was open and waiting for us to board.

We got on and found some seats. Behind us people streamed down the platform, running to catch the train which clearly was going to leave on time with or without them. More and more people. They kept coming. (Were all these folks over on platform 10? I didn’t remember them.) 

And then our car filled up. There were no more seats and there was no standing room. And still people were running up to the car, looking in the windows to see if there was room, which there was not.

We were glad we had seats as the train began to pull out of the station.

2. T-Town

The second leg of our trip that day was the dicey one.

There was no way to get online reservations for it. We knew were were just going to have to get tickets the old-fashioned way once we arrived in Milan — Tickets to Tarrano (as Trudy pronounced it).

Just to be sure that we had things covered in case something went wrong, the fair and industrious Trudy had arranged our travel times so that if we missed the first train to Tarrano, we could catch the next one and still make our connection for the third leg on time. (This is why we had left Florence before dawn.)

When we got into Milan station, we went to a kiosk to buy our tickets. Trudy punched the buttons on the machine, but the results didn’t seem right. The only options involved transferring a couple times on the way, and we knew that wasn’t what we were supposed to be doing. So we asked for help from an agent at a podium nearby. She told us that there was a train leaving at 9:20, and that we should see it on the kiosk and just buy that one. That was the train we wanted, she said.

Hm. Not quite sure why we hadn’t seen it before, we returned to another kiosk and sure enough there was a 9:18 train to Torino (not as Trudy pronounced it).  She punched the buttons and swiped our card, and for a moment we were uncertain if the kiosk was going to accept our chip-less credit card. To our (great) relief, it did, and there we were holding two tickets to Torino.

We walked over to the big board to see what platform we needed to go to. And there above us, is showed us where to go to catch the train to Torino. And, we happened to notice, there also, two rows below that, it told folks where to go to catch a different train to Tirano.

Torino. Tirano. We had bought the wrong tickets. We returned to the agent at the podium.

I showed her our tickets and told her, “We want to go to Tirano.”

At first she nodded, but then she did a double-take. “These are to Torino,” she said.

“I know,” I said.

“Different cities,” she said.

With a sheepish look on my face, I said, “I know.”

She nodded. “Change tickets. Two floors down.”

Changing tickets was procedurally straightforward. The system was much like the post office where you pick a number and wait for it to be called. Except that it took a very long time. We waited and waited along with many others who were waiting and waiting for help with various kinds of travel questions and woes. But eventually they called our number, and the woman happily refunded the money for our Torino tickets and also booked us ticket to Tirano, where we wanted to go in the first place.

Let’s just say that if it weren’t for the contingency put into our day by Trudy, we would have missed our train.

But worse could have happened, of course. If it weren’t for the fact that the Torino and Tirano trains were listed above and below each other on the big board, we might not have even noticed our error. We would have boarded the first (incorrect) train and sat happily as it ran westward toward the Mediterranean, whereas we needed to be going north and east toward the Alps and Switzerland.

As it happened, we caught the correct train to the correct city which took us precisely in the correct direction.

3. Arriving in Tirano

With great happiness, we eventually arrived in Tirano, no the border of Italy and Switzerland.

Our train pulled to a stop, and we followed the crowd out to a cobblestone plaza and looked around for some sign of the Bernina Express, which was to be the third leg of our journey.

Sure enough. There it was, across the plaza: the Swiss Rhätishebahnhof where clean, neat, shiny red trains were waiting to take us into the mountains.

Let’s talk about that trip next time. In the meantime, let’s just conclude this story with an observation that the drizzle that was coming down didn’t faze us at all.

Given how wrong the day could have gone, how it almost did, but how it didn’t, we were thrilled to be where we were. And even happier when we found a place where we could have lunch, which is exactly what we proceeded to do.

Rhapsodic

Sun, 29 Nov 2015, 08:03 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Bohemian Rhapsody was released forty years ago today. (And of course, there’s this.) The music (but the term music hardly does it justice) papered the inside of my head. And the images are still there, undimmed, today. By listening to it, just by turning up the volume and closing my eyes, I can travel in time. But, forty years.

Folks…

We are not supposed to be talking about this. We’re supposed — I am supposed — to be talking about trains out of Italy and mountains in Switzerland and Alpen Hütte.

I promise. I’ll get right to it. … No escape from reality.

 

 

Comfort Food

Fri, 27 Nov 2015, 06:50 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

I managed to manage some real food for Thanksgiving, small bites well chewed — everything except for the green beans, which I didn’t think my throat could manage.

That was yesterday. And as the days have shown us for the last couple weeks, little by little, day by day, things have been getting better. From puddings in the hospital to oatmeal back at home to scrambled eggs and then fried eggs and then ham or chicken chunks.

And then today. Well today I am thankful for a lunch of Tarka Saag Paneer and Basmati rice and naan (Dad: naan!). And a dinner of Thanksgiving leftovers including a drumstick gnawed cleanly to the bone followed by House of Pies dutch apple pie (Bunka: pie!)

Admittedly, it’ll be a while before chips and queso, but I kinda feel like I’m beginning to reenter to world of the normal. … I mean, that pie was really good, therapeutic even!

Thanksgiving 2015

Thu, 26 Nov 2015, 12:43 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

I am thankful for being thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving to you all!

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Florentine Shapes

Sun, 22 Nov 2015, 08:55 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

You might recall, that when we spoke last about our fall trip to Italy and Switzerland, the fair and industrious Trudy and I were wrapping up our last day in Florence. But then a little distraction came along, and the travelogue was suspended.

Let’s resume, shall we?

Before we leave Florence behind, how about a little study in the shapes and geometry of the place.

Full disclosure: Trudy’s skeptical of compilations of photos like these, but then I am at the keyboard, aren’t I?

By The Ocean

Sun, 22 Nov 2015, 02:53 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Hawaii

That Was Recovery

Sat, 21 Nov 2015, 06:29 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Recovery

Hours came and went. The sun rose and set. Doctors visited in the morning. Nursing shifts came and went. The Fair and Industrious Trudy never left my bedside.

Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. Days of moments in which the only task was to get to the next moment. The next meal. The next medication. The next walk down the hall.

And on Monday they pulled the drain. They pulled the tube. They pulled the IV in my right hand. They pulled the IV in my left hand. And they finally let me go.

More to come, but I confess that I’m happy to be past that.

The Making of Delirium, 1-2-3

Fri, 20 Nov 2015, 09:12 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

I am out of the hospital. Still waiting on full results. But am recovering in relative comfort at home, cared for by the Fair and Industrious Trudy, two dogs and a faithful son, with well wishes coming in from down the street, across town, and across the country.

So let’s get down to business…

Prelude

Appleton, Wisconsin. Some time in the 1960s. I’m pretty sure that’s where we were, visiting friends who had moved there. 

I remember nothing from the trip other than I was very, very sick. They had me in a bed upstairs, in an attic it seems, for I recall some steep stairs at the end of a long room. But my recollections are unreliable. The only thing I remember clearly is that I was delirious.

The delirium was so complete, that I remember having some kind of Fantastic Voyage in which a large white blood cell was oozing around me.

It would be years before I would figure out what that was all about: the white blood cell was my tongue and the oozing were my efforts to swallow. I know this, because years later as an adult I got very sick and when trying to swallow I found myself instantly and completely thrown back to Appleton, Wisconsin in the 1960s.

When you’re sick, a delirious brain can play games with you.

…which is why I asked you here today. As you know, I’ve just emerged from a week in the hospital. And I have stories of delirium to share.

1. Constructor delirium

After the surgery where they took a hunk out of the back of my tongue, they slipped a feeding tube up my nose, down my throat and into my stomach.

It’s not an exaggeration to say that it wasn’t particularly comfortable, leaving aside the fact that their first attempt (as I lay unconsciously oblivious) was a failure, and they had to first jiggle and finally remove the first (kinked) tube and thread a new one down as I sat upright and fully conscious on the bed.

Now, a tube going down your throat is not a normal thing. And in the darkness of those hospital nights, as I drifted between semi-sleep and semi-not-sleep, my brain just didn’t know what to make of it. The best it could do was translate things into something it knows. And for two horribly confusing nights, my brain was trying to figure out why my throat software had a malfunctioning class constructor.

In this case, there were three constructors involved: two on one side of my throat and one on the other side. And it’s this last one that was causing my brain the most anxiety, because for whatever reason is was in the wrong place, or it was doing the wrong thing, and all my brain wanted to do was rewrite the code to fix the dang thing so that it didn’t hurt so much.

For two nights, that’s all my brain would think about.

2. Anchor tag delirium

As the days merged with nights in the hospital, pretty much the only thing I was concentrating on was managing the pain. The nurses were generally good at this, but sometimes just before a shift change, after too much time had passed, while I was semi-sleeping, my brain would start interpreting the pain as a malformed HTML tag.

The tag should have looked something like this: <a href=”http://mdanderson.com/pain.html“>pain</a>.

But it was missing the href attribute. Instead, the tag looked something like this: <a>pain</a>. It was missing the reference to the true location of the pain, and as a consequence things were all messed up.

Problem is, knowing this didn’t seem to help. Because no one (including the nurses) came in to add the missing href attribute.

And so for several days, in the delerium of recovery my brain was silently screaming for someone just to fix the dang tag. 

3. Startup script delirium

“Something’s not working right,” I said to Trudy, sitting up in bed.

It was pitch black. She had been deeply asleep, and she didn’t have the faintest idea what I was talking about.

After all, of course something’s not working right: I have throat cancer!

But that wasn’t it. My brain was struggling to interpret some new signals from my body.

Since we had come home, I was drinking Tylenol-3 every 4-6 hours, and that stuff just doesn’t go down easily. On top of that, I had been on the feeding tube so long, that I had a lot of food in me, and … well let’s just say that it was running out of places to go. Or for the medicine to go.  

And every once in a while, I would wake up with a gurgling bubble of nasty, stinging, codeine-y something coming up my throat, making it impossible to lie flat on the bed.

Clearly this isn’t how it’s supposed to work. You’re supposed to lie flat when you sleep, and my brain was trying to figure out what was going wrong.

Actually, my brain had figured it out. It had, while I was sleeping, Googled the problem and figured out that there was just missing a line from my startup script. There was an if-check that my script didn’t have, a check that would detect the presence of these bubbles before they popped and append them to another variable before… well… that was the solution: add the missing line to the script. 

But it wasn’t helping. The bubbles kept percolating up. I couldn’t sleep because of it, and I was exhausted.

Postscript

“Ben, you have a strange father,” Trudy said after he finished reading.

Maybe so. But I think I’ve worked thru most of the deliria now.

 

 

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