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Reading About Monsters (2)

Wed, 5 Nov 2014, 10:23 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1.

I told you, didn’t I, about reading to the kids in the library? 

It was RIF day. The kids were all excited about getting to choose a book that they could keep. And since it was just before Halloween, the theme was monsters.

I know I told you about that.

But I didn’t tell you about the boy who got scared.

The way it worked, the librarian had me walk among the kids and tap them with a monster hand when it was their turn to go get a book. This monster hand was a good gimmick. It allowed us to control the flow of kids to the book table, and it was in keeping with the monster theme.

The hand was a picture of a skeleton hand on a black background attached to a stick. And one by one I tapped the girls and boys with it when it was their turn.

2.

…until I got to the last boy left sitting on the carpet.

With a smile on my face, I walked up to him and began to tap him on the head with the monster hand.

In an instant, he stood up screaming and ran into a corner of the library. 

“I don’t like that monster. I don’t like that monster!” he shouted. And he began to cry.

“Oh that’s ok,” I said. “We don’t have to do the hand. You can go get a book.” I was holding the monster hand behind my back.

It didn’t work. The poor boy ran to another corner where the librarian went to talk to him.

3.

There were lots of kids in that class. And in the end, each of them got a book.

And so there we sat on the carpet reading their books and looking at the pictures until it was time for them to leave. I stood by the door as they lined up, and as they left, I said goodbye.

And the boy at the end of the line…

It was the same boy who had been so scared. There he was at the end of the line, standing tall with a book in his arms and a beaming smile on his face. As he walked by, he gave me a wink and then a big thumbs up.

Reading About Monsters

Wed, 5 Nov 2014, 09:58 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1.

The theme was monsters. After all, it was just before Halloween.

The kids filed into the library and sat on a carpet at the far end of the room.

Some of the kids were better at this that than others. The girls, of course, were consistently the best. But to be honest, the boys weren’t so wild — just a few who were slow to get settled. 

I read them a story, stopping to talk about the pictures, asking sometimes if they knew what a word meant. And then we came to the part where they got to go pick out a book of their very own — one they could put their names in and take home. They wiggled in excitement.

2.

Afterwards we all sat on the carpet together.

“Which book did you get?” “Wow, look at that!” “Can you read that to me?” “What’s that one about?”

At the end of one of these groups, I sat on the carpet in the middle of a bunch of girls and a few boys. We were looking at their books and reading snippets. The girls in particular were thrilled that I was sitting there with them and paying them as much attention as the boys.

3.

And now, their time was up. They were about to go back to their classroom.

“Who will get to line up first?” their teacher asked. 

“Who… will… it… be?” She was dragging it out, a trick that worked well, because they were all silent and sitting up straight with their arms folded around their books.

“Ok boys. You may line up.” 

4.

“Boys?” I whispered to the girls. “Boys!? It should have been the girls. You guys rocked!”

And then…

“Girls, now you may go.”

They all stood up and went to get in line.

And then one of them came back. Without saying anything, she leaned against me and gave me a hug. And then she ran quickly and got back in line.

Rothko Doggerel

Sun, 2 Nov 2014, 08:35 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Sent from my iPhone.

As he does so often, my brother had sent me a picture he’d snapped. Were they still in California? Did they go to Houston to the Rothko chapel? Who knows. The note said nothing. It just included the picture.

Rothko photo real

I love Rothko. I’d hang one in the living room if I could and would be happy for the rest of my days.

I know not everyone feels that way. I suspect they think, somewhere in the back of their heads, “Heck, I could do that,” which of course they couldn’t.

I grabbed my pen and took to my tablet. “Heck, I will do that,” I said to myself in the back of my head, knowing that I wouldn’t come close but curious to see what doggerel I’d produce.

I scribbled. I scrabbled. And in five minutes, I sent my brother a one-picture response.

Pseudoroth

“That’s how he did it!” he replied.

I never did find out where they were.

A New Month

Sun, 2 Nov 2014, 08:21 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Day 1

“It’s November first!” she exclaimed as she pulled a shirt over her head and raced out of the bedroom.

I rolled over and closed my eyes. But it was for naught. Morning had come.

I got out of bed and walked into the closet. 

But before I got there, I looked out the bedroom door and saw her standing in the kitchen in front of the refrigerator. She was there, bent over slightly with a pen in her hand. Her head was close to the refrigerator door. She was writing on a whiteboard calendar that she keeps there so that we can be on the same page about what’s coming and where we have to be when.

“Whatcha doin’, Trudy?” I asked sarcastically.

Without turning, she held up her hands and waved them over her head. In an excited voice she said, “It’s November! I’m writing out the new month!”

Day 2

It was November second. I was sitting in the study reading news and listening to iTunes. Trudy was somewhere on the other side of the house. Marvin Gaye began playing Got to Give It Up. I stood up and started dancing.

I clapped and turned circles in what little clear area there was. And then I danced out the door into the hallway, across the living room, thru the dining room, into the kitchen and thru the door to the laundry room where I found her.

I took her hand, still dancing, even though we couldn’t hear the music from there over the radio on top of the refrigerator.

We danced thru the kitchen and dining room, across the living room, down the hallway and back into the study, where the funk was still playing and the crowd was clapping and Marvin was singing. We held our hands over our heads and turned circles in that little clear space in the room. The dogs barked. We picked them up and danced more. We set them down and turned more circles and clapped our hands. A saxophone played and a bell rang and the chorus sang as we bopped.

I turned another circle or two, and when I was facing the door again, the fair and industrious Trudy was gone. 

I looked out the door, and she was bopping back down the hallway and beginning to cross the living room.

“Hey…”

She turned and smiled and kept up her funky bopping into the dining room, back into the kitchen and finally into the laundry room where with a satisfied smile on her face, she finished putting the laundry into the washing machine.

Percentages

Wed, 29 Oct 2014, 09:43 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

“200 meters hard then 200 meters at a medium pace,” our coach said. 

We had little paper maps in our hands and were studying the route. It wound around thru the shady neighborhood for 600 meters. She had already set out traffic cones beside the curb to mark the 200 meter intervals.

“You’ll run 200 hard then 200 medium out 600 meters and then back for a total of 1200 meters. Rest a bit. And do it again.”

She looked around to see if there were any questions.

“How fast should I run?” 

“Oh, a hard pace and then medium.”

“But how fast?”

“Hard, say 80% effort. And then medium, say 60% effort.”

“Ok…” drawn out followed by a long silence. “…I’m not good with percentages. How fast should we run?”

Now I confess, then when running, my math abilities evaporate to nothing. I never do math while running, even simple addition and subtraction, because I always get it wrong. So I need to be careful about this high horse. And I also need to point out that this was one of the fastest in our group, a genuine bad-ass compared to my slow, cushy. But still… 

“How fast? I need a time. I can’t do percentages.”

I went to get a drink.

She Got There First

Sun, 26 Oct 2014, 09:37 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

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White Sands

Sun, 26 Oct 2014, 08:43 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

From the top of the ridge, sitting in an alpine meadow. With a blue sky overhead and a cooling breeze blowing. With mountains on the horizon and a desert between. White Sands shimmered in the distance.

Whitesands

Fir and Pine and Go To Bed

Fri, 24 Oct 2014, 10:42 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Firpine

…and now I’ve got to go to bed. So sayeth the Fair and Industrious Trudy.

O Canada!

Thu, 23 Oct 2014, 08:08 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

OCanada

In The Vanguard

Mon, 20 Oct 2014, 09:26 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

You saw him, didn’t you? Governor Poindexter up there on the stage looking serious, speaking to the cameras, taking charge of the epidemic that’s gripped the nation, posing in front of that Texas hospital that was in the vanguard. 

Except that the hospital didn’t manage things quite like they would have liked. Not quite as the governor would have liked, perhaps. And stop for a moment. Think about it. When is the last time you saw Governor Poindexter saying serious things and gazing thru his serious glasses from the hospital podium with the staff and administrators gathered around? When was the last time?

Funny that. He seems to be taking a trip to Europe now. Being in the vanguard seems to have seriously lost its luster.

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