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Afternoon Break

Wed, 13 Nov 2013, 09:23 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. No Sign Up

It was afternoon. The room was dark. I was starting at the computer screen. I’d been working on this query all day, and it wasn’t coming together.

In the hall, some people were talking. Something about coming up from downstairs. Something about not signing in. Something about a chair massage.

“What?” I said, turning around and looking at them. “We don’t have to sign in?”

I had seen the email about chair massages and signing up. But as with so much that comes into my inbox, it went in one ear and out the other, and I never did sign up.

“No,” Terri said. “Not many people signed up. They’re just standing around down there.”

“What room?”

“Harris.”

“You don’t have to tell me twice.”

I heard them laughing as I turned the corner.

2. In Harris

Harris was dark.

Was it too late? Had they already left? I pulled the frosted glass door open. 

There was soft music playing somewhere in the front.

In a corner in the back, there was a massage chair with someone in it. The therapist looked up at me and smiled. I waved back.

In the front, there was a second chair with someone in it. And there was a third, empty chair and a woman in scrubs sitting next to it reading.

She heard me coming and stood up smiling.

“Are you ready?”

“I didn’t sign up.”

“That’s ok. Have a seat.”

3. Died And Gone to Heaven

 I have heard of this before. Stories of software companies in the peak of the dot-com boom. Startups treating their employees to chair massages. I had a friend who left the space business to work at one of those companies. He used to tell us stories about those heady days.

But I missed those days, making the jump just as the bottom fell out. I missed the chair massages.

Until today.

Ten minutes. A perfect way to get that query out of my head.

Afterwards, as I was returning to the quiet and the darkness of our corner of the second floor, I passed thru the kitchen, and there on the counter were two big plates of fruit.

Apple slices. Pineapple chunks. Purple grapes. Big read strawberries. Sitting there on the counter. There for the taking. After a chair massage.

How about that? I must have died and gone to heaven.

 

 

Eight Miles Along the Potomac

Mon, 11 Nov 2013, 03:28 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Out

It was 41 degrees, not cold by Washington, D.C. standards for October but cold for a Texan. So although I was wearing running shorts, I also had a jacket, an ear band and gloves to keep my fingers warm.

This weekend, we were supposed to run eight. I had originally planned to run up Rock Creek where Trudy and I had ridden bikes last time we were here. But on Friday Amanda had plotted what seemed a better route that went south instead of north.

I crossed Rock Creek on the P Street bridge and took a sometimes-brick, sometimes dirt trail along the top of the bluff overlooking the creek and the parkway. I crossed Pennsylvania Avenue and ran to the mouth of the creek near Thompson Boat Center where the trail turns south along the Potomac.

I ran past the Watergate, past Kennedy Center, down the marble steps between the Lincoln Memorial and the river. I ran past the Tidal Basin, under the Arlington Memorial Bridge and followed Ohio Drive under the spaghetti of 14th Street and US-1 and Interstate-395. And I finally ran along the western edge of East Potomac Park under the Cherry Trees that will be blooming six months from now.

I ran almost to Hains Point — not quite, but almost, because time was ticking away and I needed to turn back.

2. And Back

On the return, I stopped at the Jefferson Memorial. Of all the times I have come to this town, I have never been here.

I ran up the steps and walked around throngs of tourists and sat inside on the marble benches along the circumference and gazed up at Thomas Jefferson standing under that white dome surrounded by those great ionic columns.

I am not an advocate for frequent changes in laws and constitutions, but laws and institutions must go hand in hand with the progress of the human mind. As that becomes more developed, more enlightened, as new discoveries are made, new truths discovered and manners and opinions change, with the change of circumstances, institutions must advance also to keep pace with the times. 

And after sitting there, I was late.

Around the tourists. Back down the steps. Beside a long line of people in purple walking to end Alzheimer’s. Back up along the Potomac with the wind at my back. Texting Trudy on my progress, knowing that she might be wondering if I was going to finish in time to meet her and Karen for lunch.

@jeff memorial

@lin mem

@kennedy ctr

@watergate

@rock ck pk

@P and 23rd

And finally @home.

By Washington, D.C. standards, it might not have been cold that morning. And for a serious runner, those eight miles would have been nothing. But let me tell you, the steaming, hot shower felt mighty fine.

After the Fifth

Sun, 3 Nov 2013, 08:10 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

We went for lunch a few blocks down the street from the main office. I was happy to have friends to eat with while I was visiting. We sat in a sunny spot in a glassy corner of the restaurant. After the meal, one of them started telling a story.

“I went to a Giants game once,” he said.

I’m not sure what in our conversation led him to say this, It must have made sense at the time, but it escapes me now. In any event, with an opening like that, I pushed back into my seat to listen.

It was the fifth inning.

His story seemed to have taken place some time ago, but he remembered for heaven’s sake what inning it was. And he remembered who the Giants were playing. Heck, I’m not even sure as I sit here whether it was indeed the Giants or somebody else, but he not only remembered that detail and what inning it was, but he also remembered the score.

The Giants were ahead 4 to 1.

He told us that he had been drinking a beer, holding the can in his left hand. And he told us how now he had to keep holding it that way, not switching hands or changing anything else until the end of the game lest it jinx the lead and cost the team the game. 

But you see, it was the fifth inning with plenty of time remaining. So he was stuck there in the stands for the second half of the game holding his beer in his left hand. Which he did. And sure enough the Giants won.

Later as he was taking the subway home, he felt a tap on his shoulder and turned around. It was a policeman who pointed to the beer can my friend was still holding.

You see, from that moment in the fifth inning he had not let go of it. Without even realizing it, he had left the ballpark and started home with it glued to his hand with only a tiny amount of beer remaining. And now here he was. And the tiny amount in that open container was enough for the policeman to start writing a ticket.

Oh come on, my friend said. This is kinda like… kinda like… you know when you come home from the gym and realize that you’ve still got one of their towels.

The policeman looked up and said, Oh I hate that. It always happens to me!

You see? You see!? This is just like that, my friend said.

But I’m still writing you the ticket.

And that was that. End of story.

Pink and Chartreuse Socks

Sun, 3 Nov 2013, 12:34 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Jonnie

A woman walked away from gate 10. She held a leash, and a pudgy, white, puggish-bullish dog was walking trotting along happily with her. I looked over with at the woman standing next to me. She raised her eyebrows.

“I didn’t know you could do that,” she said. 

“They were at security when we went thru,” I said. “And the dog was loose, just walking around.”

The woman raised her eyebrows higher, and we began to chat about minor, miscellaneous things, the kind of treading-water conversation you have with someone standing next to you when you stand beside the designated stanchions waiting to board a Southwest Airlines flight. Then they began boarding numbers B-31 thru -60.

As we walked down the gangway, I noticed the woman’s shoes.

“Are you running?” I asked. This was the weekend of the Marine Corps Marathon, and we were flying to Washington, D.C.

She looked back at me and smiled. “Yes! Are you?”

“No,” I said, “but we’ll be there cheering. What will you be wearing? Anything we can keep a lookout for?”

“Pink pressure socks,” she said. “Up to my knees.”

“I’m David, what’s your name?”

“Jonnie,” she said.

“We’ll be looking for you, Jonnie. Good luck!”

2. Cass

I walked to the back of the plane hoping to find two seats together.

“May I sit here,” I asked a woman seated along the aisle in one of the rows near the back. I pointed to the two seats next to her.

She smiled, nodded and stood up.

“I’m going to try to save a seat for my wife who’s further back,” I confessed. The woman smiled as she sat back down.

You see, the fair and industrious Trudy had arranged every detail of this trip, including checking in ahead of time, but our boarding passes were not consecutive. She told me she checked me in first to get the better boarding number, but she warned me that I’d have to try to save a seat for her.

I watched nervously as passengers continued to walked towards the back of the plane. And then there before me was Trudy.

“It’s my wife!” I said to the woman, relieved that I didn’t have to tell anyone they couldn’t have that seat.

The woman got up. Trudy sat down. We buckled ourselves in and leaned back in the seats.

“I met a woman who is running on Sunday,” I said to Trudy.

The woman in the aisle seat heard this and leaned forward. “Are you two running Sunday?”

“No,” said Trudy. “We’re visiting a friend.”

“But we’ll be out there on Sunday cheering,” I added. “What will you be wearing? Anything we can keep a lookout for?”

She smiled and said, “Pink or chartreuse socks.”

“I’m Trudy.”

“And I’m David.”

“I’m Cass,” the woman said.

The plane passed 10,000 feet, and they told us we could turn on our electronic devices. I pulled out my laptop. Trudy read a book. And Cass turned the pages in a runner’s magazine. 

3. Postscript

On the morning of the marathon, Trudy made coffee and we walked down the hill to Rock Creek Park. We found the perfect spot along the route somewhere between mile 6 and 7. We watched the wheelchairs and then the first men and then the first women go by. We watched and cheered as the stream of runners grew to a pack. We watched them run up the hill, and we watched them as they ran down the other side of the street.

We cheered and clapped next to a stone wall near the bend in the creek with a perfect view of the runners coming around a corner and under an arching span of the P Street bridge and disappearing around another bed under an arching space of the Q Street bridge.

And although we cheered and clapped from the leaders until the 4:30 pace team passed us on their way up the hill, we never did spot Jonnie or Cass, which is of course no surprise. Still, we did see many pink and chartreuse socks.

Making It Happen

Fri, 1 Nov 2013, 05:56 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

It had taken months to arrange. In May they started talking. We should have lunch, they said. But time after time, their schedules didn’t mesh. So May gave way to June. And June gave way to summer. And then summer ended and fall arrived and still they had not had lunch.

How about breakfast, one of them suggested. And like that, they found a day. Amazing how empty calendars are at 7:00 in the morning.

When I drove up, Gregg was standing inside the restaurant studying the menu beside a case of pastries, their presence seemingly having no effect on him. Steve was waiting outside on the patio in the early morning darkness and held out a hand as I walked up from the parking lot.

We took trays and gazed at quiches and gallettes. Gregg ordered an omelette. I ordered a standard egg and bacon breakfast. Steve got a quiche. And we found a table in the middle of the place.

As we sat there, the sun rose. Golden light slanted in thru the eastern windows and lit our faces. A shadow of Steve’s head nodded on the far wall platonically echoing every word he said. We talked about work. We talked about not work. Steve and I held giant cups of coffee in our hands.

And when our time was up, when it was time for us to go to work, we said to each other, We need to do this again. And we committed to not taking so long to make it happen.

Measuring Meticulously

Tue, 15 Oct 2013, 09:38 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

It was supposed to be his responsibility to figure out the whats and how-muches of the appliances. He’d be living there, after all, so it seemed reasonable to assign the task to him. (We offered to underwrite it.) But the three-day weekend came and went. And the columbus day sales. So on the day the tenants left, there was no plan for appliances.

Washer and dryer, sure. But no fridge?

So up steps the fair and industrious Trudy. “I’ll leave work early,” she announces. “Where’s the measuring tape?”

My role in this enterprise was to fetch the measuring tape. And Trudy, as so often happens around this place, would handle the actual solving of the problem.

Later that morning, I call him and suggest that he should offer to go with. 

They greet me in the evening when I get home. They are laughing and tell me to listen to my voice mail. It seems that I had missed a report.

They had gone to the condo to take measurements. She had given him the tape measure and found him in the kitchen dutifully measuring height, width, depth. But it was a bit awkward, because you see the space was not empty. He had to reach around and reach back and reach over to get the numbers right. He had to reach around … wait for it … the refrigerator that the previous tenants had left. Indeed, they left all the appliances behind.

“Ben,” Trudy said. “Ben! You don’t need to measure it. We don’t need to buy a refrigerator. We don’t need to buy anything. Everything’s already here!”

In celebration, they went out for pizza and beer

These Rainy Times

Sun, 13 Oct 2013, 06:57 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

There was a time not so long ago when the rain that we’ve had this year would have seemed on the dry side. A time when we would have considered the half-inches here and there and a couple two-inch rains and last night’s six-inch downpour as lacking in the aggregate. But we’re in the midst of a severe, multi-year drought. So those rainier times are a forgotten memory, and this year seem like a luxury.

Six inches last night. The creeks surged. The water catchment basins filled. Some low lying areas flooded. For a time, they opened two gates on Tom Miller dam. 

There was standing water in the backyard. There was water pouring over the edges of our full (and clogged) gutters. There was water lapping at the garage door, at one point advancing in about a foot or so, only to retreat as the deluge abated.

Six inches of rain! Can you imagine?

The Apple trees must be happy, standing as they do at the margins of the low area in the back where the water stood.

And now listen at the window. There’s more. Not only that six inches last night, but now in the dark of night, a slow, luxurious drizzle.

The Apple trees aren’t the only happy ones.

My Brother’s Notes

Sat, 12 Oct 2013, 06:30 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

My brother writes short notes.

I like these notes. And I really, really liked this one. Because my brother does hear these things … um … even if I really was posing the question to a certain someone else.

Hearing Al Green

Sat, 12 Oct 2013, 04:34 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

The flowers are blooming outside. The Fall Asters, the Cowpen Daisies, the Widow’s Tears, the Golden Eye, the Zexmenia, the Verbena, the Salvias of many sorts. The the sky is blue and the sun is shining and the shadow of the Oaks is dancing on the ground.

I’m hearing voices. Yes, I’m hearing Al Green.

I’m… I’m so in love with you
Whatever you want to do
Is all right with me…
‘Cause you… make me feel so brand new…
And I… want to spend my life with you…

Do you hear him?

Outside

Sat, 12 Oct 2013, 05:21 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

I need to go outside. It’s morning. It’s dark, and Mars should be rising in the east, a bright red dot above the horizon. Above Rigel.

I need to go outside. It’s early morning, and although it’s muggy and warm, the ground is soft from a light drizzle last night.

I need to go outside. It’s Saturday before dawn. The long run class starts at 7:00, and if I don’t leave in about 10 minutes, I’ll miss the throng when it gathers and stretches and looks at today’s route map and start off down the street.

So … I need to go.

Outside.

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