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At the Sandwich Shop

Fri, 26 Jan 2018, 07:00 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

There was a tall inebriated man at the counter in front of me. He was trying to order a sandwich, but things were not going well. 

He was explaining that the advertisement said a foot-long ham sandwich was only $4.99. They tried to tell him they were out of ham. This went back and forth too long, and then there was some kind of shift change.

The woman who was trying to explain about the ham to the man now had to explain the same thing to her colleague, who had just started her shift.

“We don’t have any ham or turkey or American cheese,” the first woman said.

The second woman walked over to me and smiled and put some food service gloves on, with a “May I help you?” look on her face.

I paused a moment.

“Well, I’d like a ham and turkey and American cheese sub.”

There was stunned silence. Nobody moved.

“I’m joking!” I said.

The woman waiting on me exploded in laughter. The first woman did, too. As did the tall man who still didn’t have his sandwich. He laughed the loudest and reached out with a fist bump. 

Blame

Mon, 15 Jan 2018, 04:05 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Oops. They pushed the wrong button. You’ve got to pity whoever it was.

You know that it wasn’t their fault per se. Sure, there was in fact a person whose finger pushed a button that sent out a warning that Armageddon was on its way. But it wasn’t their fault — in the sense of “How did the design of our system allow this to happen!?”

So we shouldn’t get so wound up about it, right? 

No. And yes. We should get wound up. Not to blame that poor soul. But to blame the system, the design of that doomsday announcing machine.

So it was just the system’s fault?

Yes. And no. There are, after all, people in charge of this stuff. People who document the procedures and make sure they work. People who design the buttons and make sure they work. People whose job is not only to make sure things work when they must but to make sure that things don’t work when they shouldn’t. There are people whose job is to get it right. And they didn’t. They didn’t do their job.

So it was the system’s fault, yes. But the designers clearly put too little thought into a pre-armageddon-announcment sanity check (say… a second person’s must concur, or a physical barrier to the real button that required both lifting and pushing, or…). 

So by all means, let’s not blame that poor soul whose finger was on the button. And by all means, let’s blame the system’s design. But most of all, let’s blame the dufus-clowns in charge of the end-to-end system who clearly paid insufficient time asking, “How do we make really, really, really sure that we don’t raise a false alarm?”

Bon Voyage John Young

Sun, 7 Jan 2018, 08:14 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

They Ran in the Cold

Sat, 6 Jan 2018, 05:02 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

It was 2 degrees at the starting line, she told me this in a text this morning. 

I didn’t absorb it at first, and I responded with a sequence of messages about something going on in my world. But then it hit me, what they had done.

It was their first race. And it was cold. But… TWO DEGREES. I mean, like… whaaat!? I have run in the rain. And I have run in the cold. But two degrees? There’s only one digit in 2. Water freezes when it’s 30 degrees warmer than 2.

My feet are cold, and my fingers are cold just thinking about this. I can feel the sting on my nose and on my ears. I cannot get beyond thinking how cold they must have felt…

…as they crossed the finish line together!

Booyah, Jenny and Katherine!

The Haunts of Nature

Fri, 5 Jan 2018, 11:45 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Now where were we? Weren’t we talking about summer days in northern Michigan? The story didn’t get finished…

We saw the garnet sands. We saw (for some definition of “saw”) the colored cliffs of Pictured Rock as the winds blew the surf and the waves crashed onto the beach. And we decided on a hike into the haunts of nature.

 In the beginning, there was a clear and civilized path with benches set alongside looking out onto the waters of Lake Superior. We hiked for a while with other hikers under the canopy of trees with leaves shaking in the wind. And we kept on hiking as the the last benches disappeared behind us and the other hikers turned back, because the path kept going, and because we were up for it.

The path wound along the top of the bluffs. To our left, waves and wind. To our right, blowing Pines and Huckleberry. (Imagine the bliss of bears when the berries are blue and ripe!)

The Pines gave way to Maples. Great boles reaching upward with a canopy of leaves shaking in the wind and silver-bark saplings waiting for a chance to shoot to the skies if only one of the big trees would succumb.

We hiked and hiked. Ben periodically would stop and look back to make sure we weren’t falling too far behind. The path kept mostly to the edge of the bluff, although we were just far enough away that most of the time we could only hear the crashing waves and not see them. And the greenery at the very edge of the cliffs sheltered us from the wind so that even as the canopy of leaves far above us shook, we found ourselves walking in a noisy kind of stillness. 

And then among the Maples, I spotted a Beech sapling. I called to Trudy and to Ben. To see the Beech. To admire the dark green leaves. The serrated edges.

And then there was another. And another. As we hiked, the Maples gave way to more and more Beeches, until there were no longer any Maples to be seen, and instead we found ourselves hiking in a Beech forest with great glowing silver Beech trunks thrusting upward, holding up the sky.

Now you must know that there is something about Beech trees that runs deep in the soul of my family. So please forgive me if I tell you that in that moment, as we found ourselves in the midst of a forest of Beech trees, small ones and huge ones, with the wind blowing into the Beechen canopy off Lake Superior, as we stood just feet from the precipice of the painted rock cliffs of Pictured Rock, I was overcome. 

Trudy and Ben were ahead of me when I began to quietly sob. I figured it would pass, so I stopped for a moment to let it pass. But the sobbing grew into deep gasps, and I was no longer in control of my breathing.

Trudy looked back at me and saw me standing in the path in the middle of the Beeches in the wind by myself with the green canopy shaking overhead. And she walked back to me and put her arms around me and held me closely without saying a word. And then Ben looked back at us and saw us standing there hugging each other. And he walked back to us and put his arms around us and held us closely without saying a word. And my sobbing slowly subsided.

At which point, we turned around and hiked back out of the wind-blown Beech woods to the wind-blown Maple woods to the wind-blown Pine and Huckleberry.

And that was our hike into the Haunts of Nature.

Hot Stuff This Evening

Fri, 5 Jan 2018, 10:56 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Oh, it’s so good. I feel love.

Because it’s Friday night. In no small part because we spent the evening with people we like. And because Donna Summers is singing thru these speakers. And my brother and Vicki are due to arrive soon on the shores of Perth, Australia.

Although to be honest, I know nothing about Perth. So for all I know (in my ignorance on a Friday night of Donna Summers singing) there is no shore in Perth. But I assume there is a shore there. And I know that they’ll be getting off the plane soon, after 15+8 hours of flying, to 93F warm summer southern hemisphere days, having abandoned the negatives of northern hemisphere midwestern Chicago nights. Let me go look at the Google…

Boom ba dee dum. Boom ba dee doom. Triplet. Triplet. 

Perth. There it is. Kings Park. University of Western Australia. Zoom out. Zoom out.

Booyeembara Park. And… yep. There it is. Ocean. Lots of blue ocean. Zoom out. Zoom out.

Rottnest Island. Garden Island. More blue ocean. Zoom out. Zoom out.

Great Australian Bight. Adelaide. Kangaroo Island. Zoom out. Zoom out.

Tasmania!

93 degrees F. 

Have fun Ben and Vicki. And good luck, Lexi.

Hot hot hot stuff!

 

One O’Clock

Fri, 5 Jan 2018, 09:58 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

It’s late at night. I mean late.

We’re lying there in bed, wide awake, and we shouldn’t be awake, but we are.

“This is KUT radio, and it’s one o’clock,” the announcer says on the radio. 

We play the radio sometimes like this at night, because it helps turn off our brains that are stressing about some little thing about work, keeping us awake. And then this announcement comes on the radio, announcing the one o’clock hour.

“Did she say ‘one o’clock’?” I mumble.

“Yes,” mumbles Trudy in return.

The only problem — it’s 3 am.

WTF!?

Some People on New Year’s Day

Mon, 1 Jan 2018, 10:46 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Ben and Marie-Claire, who texted us in the morning. “We’re on our way.” They’re coming over to finish the LoTR Risk game we started yesterday. And they’re right on time. Let’s chalk that up to her. Marie-Claire wins the game in a nail-biter, with Trudy coming in second — the forces of good yet again overcoming the forces of evil on Middle Earth.

Brooks and Sandy, Billy and Molly, Chris and Anastasia and a fuzzy white dog named Buffy, who were out companions for black beans. And ham. And the best corned beef you’ve ever tasted. And biscuits with a slab of butter. And Trudy’s cornbread cooked in Nani’s square skillet — also with a slab of butter.

Zelda and Steve whom Trudy has known forever. And Alex and Zane and Parker who have grown like weeds. “At first, we thought you had friends over. Who’s are all the vehicles in your driveway? Wait. The boys are driving!?”

Brother Ben who texted me about -2F and 2F in Chicago. And 93F in Perth where they will soon be going to watch a little Ultimate Frisbee in action and which temperature causes him some anxiety because … well, because he’s from the Midwest where 93 is considered hot (!).

And Brother Ben who texted me again to tell me the tie score in the Rose Bowl double overtime, because he doesn’t stay on topic (temperature) and because he never has fully accepted that I’m a bit … slow on the uptake with college sports. Yet he never gives up. He doesn’t hold it against me. And he doesn’t know how grateful I am for his unfailing, multi-topic, sometimes-sports micro-messages, because I’m horrible at letting him know what a joy they are in my life — my editorial commentary notwithstanding.

Faye, who was bundled up in bed when we got to her home at 6:30. Who quietly looked at the New Year’s card we made for her. Who no longer speaks. And who looks out with quiet, shining eyes that are impossible to read.

Bill, who was out hunting in the dark in the cold. Who had no luck but lost the keys to his four-wheeler and asked for help pushing it back into his backyard. And who will probably not know quite how to react to the pastel/artsy New Year’s card from the two of us.

And finally, for Ben and Marie-Claire again, who were still here at the end of the day when we returned, a fact that made us somehow happy — to have them bracket our New Year’s Day.

Janus 2018

Sun, 31 Dec 2017, 01:38 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

We’re not quite there, yet. But the gate is opening. 

Let’s leave the looking back to Janus. Onward!

Happy New Year

Sun, 31 Dec 2017, 10:19 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Yesterday… all the leaves were brown. And the sky was gray. But we don’t have any snow, that’s all I got to say.

There are (at least) two weather related reasons to live in Texas that can slap you in the face from time to time. One is the wonderful, extended spring that we get, especially if you’ve got flowers to sit among*. The other is that winter prep involves turning on a 75-watt light bulb in the pop-up green house to keep the potted plants warm.

I can take the heat. I would not be able to take what folks up north are faced with right now.

Happy New Year!

Stay safe and warm. 

*sit among!

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