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Now I Know

Sun, 27 Sep 2015, 04:51 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

1. Leaving Rome

Our train didn’t leave until the middle of the day, so we had time for one last stop: Galleria Doria Pamphilj. Nominally, our objective was the Velazquez portrait of Pope Innocent X. But the gallery captivated us in much the same way that the Phillips Collection in Washington D.C. captivates: it doesn’t feel like a stodgy art museum but rather is a place where you just want to sit and absorb.

We didn’t have much time to sit and absorb but we did. We spent more time there than we had intended, and when we were done, we quickly returned to Hotel Paba, our headquarters for the last three days, gathered our backpacks and suitcases, took the metro to Termini train station where we had reservations for a high speed Frecciarossa train to Florence. 

2. Arriving In Florence

Now my previous experience with Italian trains was not a good one. Admittedly, that experience is several decades old, and … well, things have changed. We found our seats, we stashed our suitcases and backpacks, and we sat in comfort waiting for the train to leave, which it did … on time, something that my dated impressions had not expected.

Did I say that it was a high speed train? It was. At times, we were racing thru the Tuscan countryside at 240 kilometers per hour (about 150 miles per hour). I had hoped that the ride would offer a good view of Tuscany, but much of it was thru tunnels and between walls or berms as we made a bee-line north. Tuscany passed by in a blur.

We arrived in Florence in the afternoon only a few blocks from the Relais Grand Tour, where Giuseppe showed us how to work the three keys and gave us a few suggestions for the next three days.

With our bags stashed in our room and our cash and passports locked in the safe, we headed out to our only objective for the day: the Galleria dell’Accademia.

3. David

“Look,” said Trudy when we walked in the museum, pointing to the right. 

I turned to the left without looking. “I want to save it for last,” I whispered, which we did — saved Michelangelo’s David for last.

And all I can say is, I had no idea. Really, no idea. I felt like a child eating raspberries for the first time.

I mean, I knew about David of course. And I knew about Michelangelo. I had an intellectual understanding. And I knew what he looked like. But I had no idea how truly stunning he is when you stand directly before him. How the greatest sculpture in the history of Western civilization, carved from a block of marble that no one else wanted, towers over you, captivates you, looks away, draws your gaze, makes your jaw go slack.

 

I had no idea. Now I know.

Roman statuary

Sun, 27 Sep 2015, 02:06 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Don’t stand there taking pictures. Enjoy the moment.

But as he passed sculptures looking the wrong way or birds sitting on top or non-standard angles, he couldn’t stop himself.

Don’t Be Melodramatic

Sun, 27 Sep 2015, 09:35 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

It will be interesting to see what the fallout of the Volkswagen finagling will be. One certainty, I’ll need to drive my Jetta wagon into the dirt, because I’ll never get anything for it when I sell it. Not after all of this. But frankly, I prefer to drive my cars into the dirt.

And if precedent is a guide, I don’t expect any real consequences other than a fine which the shareholders end up paying while the culpable agents continue to rake in their riches or perhaps (at worst) take a golden parachute and then move on to the next opportunity.

Our culture has been infected by a strain of rabid libertarianism so complete that most of us are incapable of responding to claims that nothing of significance happened here, that no one was harmed, that everyone’s doing it, that in any event what do you want to do, bankrupt the company?

In that vein, I found The Moral Universe of the Corporate Killers to be a welcome relief from the usual rationalizations for corporate malfeasance. This was not a hack to their software. This was not a bug. It was not some fluke. This was a consciously designed component whose only purpose was to allow VW clean diesels to get away with emitting toxic levels of pollutants that kill.

And holy cow, check out the parallels in this clip of Orson Wells playing Harry Lime in The Third Man (hat tip: this comment in that essay):

Don’t be melodramatic. Look down there. Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money? Or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare…?

Quite a Thing

Sat, 26 Sep 2015, 11:04 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

“Ssssh! Ladies and gentlemen, quiet please.” 

Periodically in Italian and then in English, the guards would ask the gathered crowd to be quiet. It was a chapel, after all. It was one of the reasons we came.

“I would like to see the Sistine Chapel,” I announced to Trudy a year ago. “They have a new LED lighting system.” And now, here we were.

After our visit to St. Paul’s and a short nap on a narrow patch of grass under some trees in the shade near a fountain where we filled our water bottles, we walked around the walls of the Vatican to the museum entrance. And at the time reserved for us on the tickets purchased months ago by the fair and industrious Trudy, we walked in to see the many wonders. And to go to the Sistine Chapel.

What can you do in a place like that? What can you do but find a place to sit on the benches along the walls and look up.

We sat. We looked up. We stared and tried to absorb the enormity of the frescoes. The stories they tell. The colors. The sybils. The prophets. The bright eyes. The taughtly articulated Renaissance bodies. Night being separated from day. Flood waters covering the Earth. The stunning finality of the last judgement.

As other people filed into and out of the chapel, we sat there on the benches. For a long time. Silent. In awe.

It was quite a thing.

When Rafael, who was working on a commission in another part of the Vatican came and saw those frescos as they were being laid down, he returned to the Stanze della Segnatura and added a likeness of Michelangelo to his School of Athens.

 

Yes. It was quite a thing.

They don’t allow cameras there. And even if they did, no camera can capture it all. Nor postcards. Nor pictures you can find online. But it is indeed quite a thing.

 

Roman Geometry

Fri, 25 Sep 2015, 08:33 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

She’s unsure about pictures like these. Skeptical. I see the roll of her eyes. Yet, I find the geometry … compelling.

Baby You’re the Best

Fri, 25 Sep 2015, 11:39 AM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

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Trudy, Boboli Gardens, Florence

Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby, you’re the best.
  — Nobody Does It Better, Carly Simon

St. Paul’s

Thu, 24 Sep 2015, 09:41 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

As per the schedule sketched out by the fair and industrious Trudy, we got to St. Paul’s in the morning. We stood beneath the gaze of Bernini’s statues on the balustrade of his colonnade.

 

A long line of people already wound a quarter way around the square, and more were streaming in behind us. There were men in the square arranging chairs in a dense array behind a thin ribbon of fencing. A sign said that due to a ceremony later in the day, the basilica would close at noon. Yet again, Trudy’s planning was top notch.

Inside… well what can I say?

It was massive. Very big. Voluminous. Ornate. Awesome. Guilded. Yes, there was a golden glow and glittering-shining everywhere.

 

We took our time to try to absorb it, the glittering and shining and the vast spaces overhead and the echoing of our whispers and the cool marble floor. And then we went back outside where Bernini’s statues awaited us.

 

And in the shade between the curving lines of columns, Trudy plotted our next course

 

But even there, concealed in the shade between the pillars, we could not escape their judgment and their silent stares.

 

(I really could not get enough of them.)

A Good Day in Ancient Rome

Wed, 23 Sep 2015, 07:57 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

As the day ended on our first day (with the sun lighting up the Colosseum), so our second day began (with the sun peering over the top).

 

The astute reader might notice that a day doesn’t actually begin with the sun peering over the top of anything like that. It was, in fact, noon when our day began, a detail that we have discussed already.

In any event, this was our day in ancient Rome. Of course, we spent a long time at the Colosseum, where evidently we had a fun time.

 

We meandered thru the valley that was the Roman forums

 

and across Campo de Fiori, passing under the stern gaze of Giordano Bruno.

 

And we sat under the portico of the Pantheon and then wandered inside where I literally wept.

 

And finally at day’s end, we found ourselves on the Spanish Steps.

 

It had been a very good day.

 

Just Down the Street

Wed, 23 Sep 2015, 07:11 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

Breakfast included a fried egg, that European butter for which bread is only a medium and ice coffee. The fans blew a cooling mist over us. People walked by in the street. Cars and motorbikes beeped and drove by. We rested our weary wheels.

By the time we finished eating, it was late enough to check into our room. While Trudy took a shower, I opened the windows and pushed back the shutters and let the heat and sounds of Rome drift into the room. And at that moment, I kid you not, a man walked up to the sidewalk cafe just below our window and began to play the accordion. (It was as if we were in Italy or something!)

 

For the rest of the day, we wandered amid ruins, 

 

stood beneath the wave of Marcus Aurelius

 

and the gaze of Constantine

 

and eventually wandered back as the sun was setting on the Colosseum just down the street.

 

Just down the street!

Arrival in Rome

Sun, 20 Sep 2015, 08:24 PM (-06:00) Creative Commons License

We flew over Nice. Not by Nice. Not around Nice. We flew directly over Nice.

I peered down at the winding roads descending out of the mountains heading towards the city on the French Riviera imagining that somewhere down there 38 years ago Paul and I were scooting around on mopeds.

The plane was making its descent. The morning sun rose over the Mediterranean.

As we popped our ears, we passed over the northern edge of Corsica.

 

Fast forward a bit…

Italian customs waved us thru without stamping out passports. We waited a very, very long time for a bus that took us to the train station where the fair and industrious Trudy’s planning began to pay off. She got our Roma passes. She figured out which direction we needed to go on the Metro in order to get to our hotel. She navigated the cobblestone streets as we searched for the hotel. 

Although we did a bit of back and forth, and although I was losing much water weight in my cold-airplane-long-sleeved-shirt, 

 

we found the hotel and dropped off our suitcases at the front desk. And we proceeded to search the narrow streets (unsuccessfully at first)

 

for a place to sit down and relax and eat.

Just a block from the hotel, we found it. Or rather they found us, seeing my sweat-drenched shirt, they pointed to the fans they had on the sidewalks and invited us to sit.

“Can we have breakfast?” Trudy asked.

“Yes!” they said, running back inside to get the breakfast menu, because frankly, it was almost lunch time.

 

We had arrived in Rome safe and sound.

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